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Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts

Congressional Black Caucus Wants Idiot Sheila Jackson Lee to Head Homeland Security

Cong. Sheila Jackson Lee, Idiot
Sheila Jackson Lee, Idiot
July 30, 2013 - by T. Mannis - The racist organization known as the "Congressional Black Caucus" (CBC) wants the dumbest woman in Congress to head the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Surely, there must be somebody that even the CBC could have come up someone with who is smarter than 63-year old Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (18th District, TX). Incredibly, Lee already serves as a member of the Homeland Security Subcommittee on Border and Maritime Security.

Just how stupid is Sheila Jackson Lee? She is probably the only member of Congress who is as dumb as Congressman Hank Johnson. For starters, she's probably the only member of Congress who thinks that astronauts placed a U.S. flag on Mars. In 2005, she visited the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California and asked a guide if the Mars Pathfinder was able to photograph the U.S. flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969. Armstrong went to the Moon, not to Mars. In fact, no human has ever set foot on Mars. Either Sheila Jackson Lee confused the Moon with the red planet or she really believes we've sent a manned mission to Mars.

Another good example is in the video here, in which Lee spoke in 2010 about North and South Vietnam working together. Lee not only rewrites history but manages to contradict herself while demonstrating her ignorance:

"Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North Vietnam, but they're living side by side. Because, that was a civil war. And because the leadership of this nation did not listen to the mothers and fathers who beared, who born the burden of 58,000 dead and did not declare victory, the mounting death, the violence continued going up and up. Rather than understanding the political nature of the war in Vietnam, we did not listen to those families." WARNING: Watching this video more than three times could cause brain damage.

The problem, of course, is that North Vietnam won that war and then completely absorbed South Vietnam in its 1975 invasion as the U.S. was pulling out. Since then, there is only one Vietnam. But Sheila Jackson Lee - the CBC's choice for heading DHS - was unaware of that as late as 2010.

"For the benefit of any natural born damned fools that may have wandered in: there is no South Vietnam anymore," wrote Moe Lane for RedState in 2010. "It was conquered by North Vietnam in 1975, shortly after a Democratic Congress – yes, the same political party as Rep. Jackson-Lee’s – defunded the defense of South Vietnam, in defiance of our promises made to that unhappy country as part of the cease-fire that ended the Vietnam War."

South Vietnam officially surrendered to communist North Vietnam on April 30, 1975. On July 2, 1976, Vietnam was reunited as a communist country, the Socialist Republic of Vietnam. How is it that a member of Congress does not know this? How is it that the CBC could recommend someone who does not know this to be the head of Homeland Security?

Some of you may be wondering why I referred to the Congressional Black Caucus as a "racist organization" as the beginning of this post. Simple: It is a group based entirely on race, and has recommended the incredibly unqualified Sheila Jackson Lee for head of DHS solely because she is Black. Imagine an organization called the "White Congressional Caucus." Imagine a "WCC" nominating somebody as ignorant as Sheila Jackson Lee to head DHS, knowing that they would only consider someone who is White. The Congressional Black Caucus is racist by its very nature, as its very name suggests. If Sheila Jackson Lee does manage to become the successor to Janet Napolitano, who will step down as DHS Director in August, it could only be because other members of Congress - Black and White - approved her because she is Black. It could not possibly be for any other reason, especially not for her knowledge of history and current world affairs, both of which are sadly, tragically stunted.

BLR Does Joe Biden - New From Bad Lip Reading!

April 16, 2012 - Hot off the press, it's the newest political hit video from Bad Lip Reading (BLR). This time, they hit Vice President Joe Biden.

BLR hit Biden good, just below his IQ, which is not easy. Biden is a natural moron, so saying stupid stuff is just his way. BLR ingeniously managed to make our dumbest VP ever sound even dumber than he really is.

Spike Lee Says USA Most Violent Nation In History (Video)

Film maker and ignorant moron Spike Lee says that the United States is the most violent nation in the history of the world. I know that you are smart enough to know that this is utter bullcrap. Not only is history littered with examples of nations that were far more violent to other nations as well as genocidal toward large portions of their own populations, the same can be found today. Can somebody please send Spike Lee a one-way ticket to Venezuela? Please? Better yet, if anyone has a time machine, please send him back to Germany, circa 1940.

Did Barack Obama Design This 61-Star U.S. Flag?

Barack Obama once said that there are 58 states in the USA. While campaigning in Beaverton, Oregon in 2008, BO said, "I've now been in 57 states, I think one left to go. Ah, one left go. Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit but my staff would not justify it." That was bad enough, but recently a flag with 61 stars was sold. It was made in (drum roll, please) China. For those of you who attended public school after 1975, there should be one star per state - and there are 50 United States. More at WFAA-TV...
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51 of the Best Tatooed Mug Shots Ever

When you look at these 51 mugshots your initial reaction might be, "What kind of moron would do that to themselves?" Then you quickly remember that these are people who were photographed by the police for (allegedly) doing stupid things. Limited intelligence and tatoos often go together. I'm not saying that everyone who gets ink is a moron, but you can't deny that these folks approached self-adornment in a very bad way. See all 51 photos in this "collection of mugshots of tattooed faces and body parts for your study" at Anorak.

Why Is Roland Burris Running For US Senate?

Kirk and Giannoulias are competing to replace Sen. Roland Burris, who was appointed by former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to fill the seat once held by Comrade Barack Obama. Roland Burris promised to not run for that seat, didn't he? Yes, he did, back in July, 2009. So, then why does Burris have a 2010 Senate campaign website? Has Burris gone back on his word? Or is he just trying to scam campaign donations that will end up as personal income after paying taxes on them? Just asking.

WH Press Sec. Gibbs Learning Twitter

Robert Gibbs is the press secretary to the President of the United States. He deals with media and media people. A guy in his position should be savvy in all things dealing with communication, including web sites such as Facebook, Twitter, blogs, and so on. Incredibly, he is only now learning about Twitter - one of the most powerfully influential social media the Internet has ever produced. He calls it "the twitter," like your grandmother might. This afternoon, Gibbs finally tried out Twitter. His first posting ("tweet"): "Learning about 'the twitter' - easing into this with first tweet - any tips?" Gibbs' Twitter name is "PressSec". I went to his page at 6:46 p.m. CST on Saturday, February 13, 2010. I expected to find humorously stupid things there, but I could not have expected even Gibbs to be even this stupid. I was dumfounded to find that he has only just begun, had made only that one posting to his page, and - over year into his job - is still trying to get up to speed on a medium he should have mastered three years ago inside of a few hours. If you have any tips for Mr. Gibbs, log onto Twitter and post to @PressSec. He'll appreciate your helpful tips, I'm sure. RELATED: White House press corps no longer finds Robert Gibbs funny Robert Gibbs gets Twitter account - gets insulted immediately Leave a Comment * Conservative T-Shirts Follow CNB on Twitter * RSS Feed

Decade In Review? Uhm, There's Another Year to Go

Here's a funny post about end-of-the-year articles that try to analyze and review the previous decade. Andy Borowitz manages to make a fool of himself by mocking those who do so, in a hilariously ironic twist. Borowitz wrote a short piece at the Huffington Post in which he said, "Between now and New Year's, gas-bags of every stripe will be offering their bloated reviews of the decade about to end." The Andy Borowitz bio at HuffPo says he's a comedian. Uh huh. Perhaps he was trying to be funny, then, and is not as stupid as this dumb passage in his brief little post makes him seem: "The decade began with Bush f---ing the voters and ended with Tiger f---ing everyone else." Andy Borowitz probably spent hours crafting what he thought was a clever tie-in of G.W. Bush and Tiger Woods. He failed embarrassingly, but the libtards who follow him probably think he's a crafty wordsmith. Aside from the crudity of it, that sentence shows an incredible ignorance of both the calendar and of arithmetic. Bush took office in 2001, but Borowitz refers indirectly to the Florida ballot confusion of the 2000 presidential election. 2000 was the last year of that decade, not the beginning of one. In reality, it Bill Clinton who ended the decade of 1991-2000 by f---ing the economy and our military and intelligence services. For a good part of that decade, Clinton and was about as busy as a tiger f---ing any skirt that got near him. As for Tiger, he was busy being busy in 2009, which is not the last year of this decade. Here, let me explain it for you, just in case you're as stupid as Andy Borowitz. See, 2010 is NOT the first year of a new decade. 2010 is the last year of this decade, the one we are currently in. Someone should explain to Borowitz that the "10" in 2010 means that it is the 10th year in the decade. Gad, we just went through this nonsense in 1999, when the math-and-calendar challenged crowd thought that 2000 would be the first year of the new milliennium when, in fact, 2001 was. See, the "1" in 2001 is your clue. Try this little excercise. Count to ten. One, two, three... and so on. When you get to 10, you will proceed to eleven. See the "1" at the end of 11? Another clue: You're now starting the next ten. "9" was not the last of the first 10, and 2009 is not the last of the first 10 years of this decade. Got it? Although we have another year left in this decade, let me be the first to nominate Andy Borowitz as "Gregorian Loser of the Decade." I may be premature with that, but I suspect that nobody will write a dumber post about "the end of the decade" than the witless Borowitz has managed. Leave a Comment * Conservative T-Shirts * Follow CNB on Twitter * RSS Feed

Revealed! Why Obama Was Elected

This stunning video shows the real reason why Barack Obama was able to become the president of the most powerful nation on the planet. Hint: He also became the president of one of the dumbest nations on the planet. WARNING: If you're an idiot, you will not understand why this video is so funny. Best you just move along now, because the rest of us will be laughing at you. Cool Hats & Shirts for Cool Conservatives Leave a Comment... Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

This Post is Really Stoopid

(Nasty Language Advisory) But it sure am funny. I post videos to YouTube. (Who doesn't, right?) On most of my videos (not all), I disable the commenting for two simple reasons: First, 99.9% of comments to videos are written by semi-literate imbeciles who simply want to misdirect the anger that they still hold for their abusive parents. It's not much different than comments to most blogs. Second, why should I waste my time moderating useless rants from useless imbeciles? Of course, now and then one of those imbeciles crawls under the door and sends a comment to my YouTube inbox. Here's one now, from "charlieclockwork" on July 26: I like how disable the ability to add comments to the vids of yours that pretty much any TRUE Chicagoan would call you a pansy ass fag for giving people shit for pretty much almost completley stopping on a dead traffic day with no school in session. Everyone agrees with me and thats why your bitch ass won't let people comment. your an oversensitive duchebag, get out of MY city and go to a farm community where real life isn't happenig!! dork!! Rogers Park eats pussys liike you everyday for a snack, Morse ave CrazY bitch. Of course, I could not resist replying: Uhm, did I not just read a comment from you? I think I did! Thanks for writing. I am happy to know that my videos elicit such passionate, well-written, intelligent comments from geniuses such as you. Perhaps I should reconsider my commenting policy here. After all, having more well-crafted, thoughtful comments such as the one I am responding to would surely add to the general knowledge base of Mankind. I do, sometimes, allow commenting on videos if I think it might pull in some perspective. One such video is "Anti-Violence March, Parade in Uptown, Chicago." From 94 viewings, "Scardataz" wrote this helpful comment on August 1: THATS NICE FUCK IT UP UPLIFT  LOOK YEAH If anybody knows what that means, please let me know. I'm not sayin' it a bad comment, just that it's confusing and really doesn't add anything. Plus, it contains the word "fuck," which I never allow to be used on Chicago News Bench. Know what I'm sayin'? So, that's why I generally don't accept comments. Horrible grammar, lousy spelling, drug-induced fuzzy thoughts, incomplete rambling sentences ... I don't need it, not on a regular basis. But I admit that it makes for a stoopid-but-fun post now and again. Are YOU a citizen of the United STRAIGHTS of America?

Big Marijuana Website Links to Chicago News Bench

Yesterday, Marathon Pundit received an email from a major Canadian marijuana website. It was actually intended for me, but was sent to the wrong address. MP kindly forwarded my way. Turns out it's a form letter sent to other websites, but I thought we'd have some fun with it. First, the email from doper "Mark Thompson," then my reply. From: Mark Thompson [rollitup.org] Date: Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:15:20 -0700 To: [Marathon Pundit] Subject: Your Marijuana Site Hello, Recently I visited your website http://rogersparkbench.blogspot.com;while visiting your site I noticed that you link to http://www.nationalreview.com at this address: http://rogersparkbench.blogspot.com/. As we are closely related to them, I would love to exchange links with your website, currently there are about 5,000 - 7,000 people per day that goto my site and search for information, Therefore I would to link to an excellent site like yours. I have taken the liberty of adding your site to my home page: http://www.rollitup.org to determine if it is of any benefit to you, if you have a stats program you can check it and let me know. By looking at my stats, it looks like today I have sent you 10 visitors but it may change by the time you receive this email. Some website owners do not like when other sites link to them so I thought I might ask first. I think the information on your website could be useful to my visitors; and maybe you could receive some extra relevant traffic if you want. Please get back to me when you have a chance to let me know if its ok to link to your website like this. Have a good week, Mark Thompson email: mark.thompson@rollitup.org website: http://www.rollitup.org This email was sent to [Marathon Pundit], by mark.thompson@rollitup.org 136 Hidden Crescent Green - Calgary - Alberta - Canada --- MY REPLY --- Dear Mr. Thompson, Your marijuana activities seem to have affected your ability to think clearly. For some bizarre reason, you seem to think that linking to my conservative blog makes sense on your dope promoting Canadian website, "rollitup," "the marijuana source." By the way, you sent your note, intended for me apparently, to another blogger. Fortunately, that blogger, Marathon Pundit, forwarded it to me. I am grateful for that, as it provided me with many hearty chuckles and an amusing post. (Marathon Pundit is a conservative blog, too, so it's doubly mysterious why you would send such a note to either of us.) In your dope-addled mind, you seem to believe that your marijuana website is "closely related" to the conservative National Review. You couldn't be more wrong, Mr. Thompson. I doubt very much that they are in any way connected to, or approve of, your stoner website. Your drug-induced confusion gets progressively worse as your note continues. In your second paragraph, you state that you have already added my site to your home page (http://www.rollitup.org). Yet, your third paragraph begins with "Some website owners do not like when other sites link to them so I thought I might ask first." Huh? You already took the liberty to add my link, but you thought you'd ask first? Really, Mr. Thompson, how much dope did you smoke prior to writing your confused note to me at an incorrect email address? For some reason, you felt it necessary to explain your linkage to "Rogersparkbench." Note that the correct name is "Chicago News Bench." You stated you added a link to my site "to determine if it is of any benefit" to me. The answer to that ("duh, yes") is obvious to anybody not sucking a bong. One wonders why you would care about my stats. You go on to say, "if you have a stats program you can check it and let me know. By looking at my stats, it looks like today I have sent you 10 visitors but it may change by the time you receive this email." Uh, yah, I do have a stats program and it shows that you sent me zero visitors on March 14 and none so far today. You may need a new stats program, sir. Or, perhaps, you need to stop smoking so much dope that you cannot read your own stats correctly. You end your intoxicated email with "Please get back to me when you have a chance to let me know if its ok to link to your website like this." Well, sure, Mr. Thompson, it's okay. I'll take hits where I can get them, but as I noted above, you've already linked to me, just above "Hydroponics," "BC Marijuana Party" and "NORML." I personally find your website to be disgusting. Don't take that personally, but do know that I will not link to your semicomatose website, Mr. Thompson. I urge you get help. Just say no, Tom RELATED: ~ Yikes! ~ UP IN SMOKE? It's Up To Me To Stay Drug Free Rollitup.org Blows http://www.nabble.com/Your-Marijuana-Site-td22512754.html#a22512754 Chicago News Bench RSS Feed Cool Stuff...

Idiot Voters of Illinois Deserve Blagojevich

Thomas Jefferson would just shake his head and roll his eyes. "I told you," he would say. "I told you, the people get the government they deserve." Illinois, a state steeped in corruption for decades, has the government it deserves. For longer than most of us can remember, the voters have repeatedly put people into office that were crooked. Then, just for good measure, they continue to re-elect them. Last month, Illinoisans shot down the opportunity for a constitutional convention. What kind of people willingly take a pass on changing their own constitution, for God's sake? Now, with the Blagojevich scandal blossoming like a fart in a tightly closed room, Illinois finds that its constitution has no good mechanism for impeachment, for removal from office or for recalling bad elected officials. And how have the Democrats of Illinois reacted to the current crisis? Why, they killed the chance for the people to pick the successor to Barack Obama's vacated US Senate seat by special election. How "democratic" is that? Illinois deserves Blagojevich in the same way that a careless whore deserves a dose of the clap. There are literally hundreds of examples of voters voting stupidly in Illinois. Many of those examples can be found in Chicago's City Council. The FBI has more offices dedicated to investigation official corruption in Chicago than in any other city. Mayor Daley's aides are frequently investigated. The occasional aide goes down. Cook County Board President Todd Stroger may not be corrupt in the legal sense, but he is an idiot and loves raising your taxes and hiring his relatives. His father John, corrupt as hell. As Todd's predecessor, he was re-elected by the idiot voters of Cook County. I asked several Black Chicagoan acquaintances why they voted for Todd Stroger. Their answer, "Gotta go with the brother." Stroger is black, you see, and to many voters that was the only qualification needed. It was the only one he had. Most of those Black voters now regret having voted for Todd Stroger for racist reasons. Blagojevich was re-elected, even while many voters knew he was being investigated for corruption. Alderman Joe Moore of Chicago is in his fifth term, despite widespread knowledge of his ineptitude and solid reasons to suspect him of - how shall I phrase this? - unethical behavior. When reformers like Judy Topinka come along, with proven records of cleaning up their corners of Illinois' state government, people blindly vote against them all too often because they are - gasp! - Republican. Hell, voters thought, we can't have a Republican as governor. Hell no, just because she's squeaky clean and has a good record of public service, the voters thought, we'd rather have a Democrat. And why not? Look at how much good the Dems have done for Illinois. Look, see? See all that Democratic goodness, you morons? RELATED: Media surprised by corruption in Chicago? (Erin) - Crunchy Con Dems kill peoples' voice in picking next U.S. Senator

Obama Supporter Mocks the Mentally Ill

Ah, gad, an email from local lunatic "RogersParkPlace" (RPP). He/she/it is one of those people who feels very brave while anonymously lurking and sniping in the comments of blogs and other web sites. If he/she/it had any testicular virility, he/she/it would use his/her/its real name. But that's a distraction. Let's get to the highly amusing email sent to The Bench today: You are officially no longer a journalist. Your insane rantings about Obama have done nothing but prove you have lost touch with reality, will print anything that anyone tells you and will, with any luck, soon be institutionalized. Will it be your first time in such a facility? You know. For a little rest? Now, let's break it down: "You are officially no longer a journalist," he/she/it wrote. News flash: In the United States, there is no official status for journalists, and RogersParkPlace certainly is in no position to grant or revoke such a status even it existed. As an Obama supporter and a Leftist, RogersParkPlace is comfortable with the notion of an official status for journalists and, by extension I suppose, writers in general. This fits well with the way Obama has been intimidating journalists nationwide. "Your insane rantings about Obama have done nothing but prove you have lost touch with reality, will print anything that anyone tells you..." Well, I printed what you told me. (Hmmm, perhaps I am a little bit crazy.) In fact, I don't publish everything I am told about Obama. I have rejected many "news" stories about Obama because, after checking them out, I found them to be untrue or from less than reliable sources. So, RPP, that is untrue. "...and will, with any luck, soon be institutionalized. Will it be your first time in such a facility? You know. For a little rest?" How kind, how compassionate of RPP, a "Liberal," to wish me such a fate. Gee, RPP, I wouldn't wish that on you, and I'm the mean conservative. You seem to be saying that mental illness is to be shunned, mocked, looked down upon. Now, how does that fit with your Liberal world view? It would, by the way, be my first time, but you seem to imply that people who have been institutionalized are bad in some way. Shame on you. Your view fits in with that of the Soviet Union and other places, where dissenters were locked up in mental institutions. Of course, since you are an Obama supporter and a Leftist, that doesn't surprise me. Thanks for your email, Comrade RogersParkPlace. If Obama wins on Tuesday, will you get a job with his new Department of Politically Correct Thought? Now, enjoy this little video:

Todd Stroger Gittin' It Dun!

Democrat Todd Stroger is a complete moron, and he just published a magazine to prove it.

Remember that little speech Stupid Stroger gave a few months back, in which he kept mispronouncing "deserts" as "desserts?" Uh huh, Stupid Stroger was giving a speech about food deserts, low-income areas in which there are few grocery stores, but repeatedly said "food desserts" until an aide's frantic waving caught his attention. "Uh oh," said Stupid Stroger, and corrected himself.

Last week we got news that Stupid Stroger commissioned the creation of a magazine called "Cook County" that was meant to be a propaganda tool for his failing administration. The cost to you and me: Over $24,000. The magazine will NOT be distributing because of grammar and spelling errors.

"Publisher/editor Theresa Tracy said Cook County magazine would be 'independently published' and a 'credible, compelling and valuable resource' for county residents," according to the Chicago Sun-Times. The only response, of course, is Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

The cover story is an interview with Stroger that starts by asking him, "How are you feeling these days?" There's also a short obituary for Stroger's late father and predecessor as county board president, John H. Stroger Jr., who died in January. It misspells his name.

Your Chicago Idiot

Ah, fools. We must suffer fools. Here in Rogers Park, Chicago’s 49th Ward has a population of just over 60,000. Packed into a two-square mile area, it is difficult to avoid the approximately 10,000 village idiots that move amongst us.

One such village idiot is a coward who uses the make-believe name of “Your Chicago Friend” (YCF). Afraid to use his/her real name, this spineless jellyhead is a constant blog lurker, frequently leaving stupid comments. Generally, YCF is ignored by the local bloggers. But this string of comments by YCF is so entertainingly stupid that I thought you might be amused by it, too. YCF seems to be attacking The Bench for pointing out the stupidity of replacing low-tech trash cans in Chicago with hi-tech, electronic “Big Belly” compactors (see “Big Belly Chokes (Updated)”). The Big Bellys are made of a lot of plastic parts, so therefore depend more on petroleum products to be manufactured, unlike the all-metal traditional cans. Furthemore, the Big Belly has a bigger carbon footprint to manufacture, and will require ongoing maintenance. Big Belly’s V.P. Richard Kennelly wrote a response to The Bench, but avoided some of our objections and used the forum to propagandize for his company. I don’t fault him for that; it’s his job to sell Big Bellys. But what stake does YCF have in Big Belly? We cannot know, because YCF is afraid to reveal his/her true identity. YCF doesn’t care to address legitimate questions and objections about Big Belly. Rather, the cowardly YCF chooses to throw insults. (Note to YCF: That’s not a good debate tactic.) Date: Sat, 10 May 2008 09:46:20 -0500 From: "Your Chicago Friend" To: rogersparkbench Subject: Big Belly Burps Up Response Mr. Kennelly makes more sense than you do. While he simply and respectfully presents the facts, you continue to sputter nonsense. Your blog is taking on the characteristics of an AOL chat room. ********************************* THE BENCH RESPONSE: “Nonsense”? Why don’t you write an intelligent piece explaining why my post was “nonsense,” YCF? You simply call it that, but you do not support your statement. While I cited sources and stated facts, you belch out empty insults. YCF, you undoubtedly know what an AOL chat room is like since you seem the type who lurks in them. But I assure you, this is no chat room environment. I turned off the comments function to avoid a chat room environment. But, as your email comment and Mr. Kennelly’s email comment prove indisputably, comments are still accepted here via email. They are simply not accepted via the Blogger comments function. Furthermore, why don't you grow a spine and use your real name? ********************************* Date: Sun, 11 May 2008 09:45:13 -0500 From: "Your Chicago Friend" To: "Tom Mannis at The Bench" Subject: Re: Big Belly Burps Up Response That won't change the fact that his simple explanation makes more sense than your desperate attempt to create controversy. The big trash can conspiracy. It's a solar energized scandal! Kind of like an AOL chat room. Or a MySpace page. So, if you're going to declare yourself a "journalist" and profess to be a voice of our community, you will occasionally have to suck it up and be called out for what you obviously hope we are reading. You know, like a big-boy journalist. Perhaps that is why you turned off comments. ********************************* THE BENCH RESPONSE: Your stupidity, YCF, is mind numbing. What is your obsession with AOL chat rooms and MySpace about? Yipes. Again, your comments are not substantiated or supported, and all you seem capable of is empty insults with a dash of paranoia. Nowhere in either of my posts about Big Belly did I even hint at any kind of conspiracy, let alone your imagined “big trash can conspiracy.” As for my “desperate attempt to create controversy,” that was not my intent. Rather, I was simply pointing out this new product and raising questions about it. YOU have created more controversy via your idiotic responses. You go on to accuse me of “declaring” myself a journalist. Geez, I the fact that I engage in journalism kinda qualifies me for that label, doncha think? The editors of the Chicago Journal would call me a journalist if you ask them - they’ve paid me for my journalism. Chicago Magazine and The Chicago Tribune have both recognized The Bench as one of the best blogs in Chicago. Blogs are journals. Ergo, bloggers are journalists. Some good, some bad, but all journalists. Like it or not, there are millions of little Ben Franklins these days. Finally, I have never claimed to be a “voice for our community.” I’m just a guy who writes about what he sees and what he feels. It is your choice to read my blog or not to. The fact that I am publishing your idiotic comments shows that I can “suck it up and be called out for what you obviously hope we are reading.” Well, YOU are reading it, and regularly.

Now, reveal yourself, YCF. Like a big-boy adult who has the courage to stand behind his/her words. Chicken shit.

Joe Moore Wants Your Meat

Alderman Joe Moore thinks you should not be allowed to eat meat, you see. Just as he has denied restaurants the right to sell goose liver pate (foie gras), he would love to legally deny you the right to order that hamburger. A bizarre interview of a bizarre alderman on a bizarre web site: QUESTION: One of the initiatives that Supreme Master Television promoted was Meatout Day. Would your ward be interested in promoting that as a way of reducing? JOE MOORE: Oh, absolutely...

Roundeye, The Band of Idiots

From: "Roundeye" roundeyesucks@gmail.com Roundeye has left a new comment on your post "Anti-Military Hate Crime in Rogers Park": Hey Tom, the fake "rocket" is a PROP from a movie - under siege, the one that Michael James had a cameo appearance in, but you wouldn't know that, because you don't come here. So, please learn to tell the truth, and get your facts correct before opening your mouth. Roundeye, you're a pitiful imbecile. You're criticizing me for writing about the "broken Navy missile (it's a fake) perched atop the Heartland..." Uhm, according to you, that's wrong because... it's actually a PROP! Did you eat too much Lead Flakes for breakfast yesterday? What the hell do you think the difference between "prop" and "fake" is? Here's a little clue, dumb ass: NOTHING. Is the rest of your band as stupid as you are? Say, who designed that childish logo of yours?

Moron Misunderstands Violence and Its Uses

This imbecile holds a stupid in Chicago's Loop business district last week. What a naive, stupid person. Perhaps she thinks the Civil War, which freed the slaves in the U.S., was nothing more than a big crochet competition. Perhaps she thinks that if somebody attacked her, trying to fight off the attacker would not be "worth it."

Pitiful.

Must Listen: Todd Stroger is an Idiot

YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS...! From Completely Unnecessary, a partial transcript of a speech by Cook County Board President Todd Stroger, given at the City Club of Chicago in October, 2007: In recent years, economic experts have coined the phrase “food dessert” to support their concern for a lack of quality grocery shopping options for people living in poor neighborhoods. Well, I’m concerned that without Provident Hospital and with Michael Reese and other hospitals having problems, Chicago’s South Side might become a hospital dessert. Ooops! I should say “desert.” That’s why I reject calls for Provident to be closed, and favor the hospital’s continued focus in providing inpatient, acute, obsta… obsta… uh oh… obstatech… I’m gonna skip that word. [I think he's starting a new sentence here] Testify before committees and actively lobby for a brand new law to effecti… ifist… oh… afich… at… Thank you, Donna… effectuate that transfer. Thanks to the Democrat Party giving us such a brilliant leader.

Letter From Ray

From: Rpnayboor Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 22:46:15 EDT Subject: Finally shut you up To: rogersparkbench@yahoo.com So I see you had no "witty" comeback from my criticism of your stupid post about using percentages in comparing transit systems. So you don't post my comment. You are a coward.You can't take it when someone disagrees with you and their argument actually makes sense. Dear Ray, Your criticism of my stupid post was so stunningly brilliant that I just had no good response. You are a true genius, Ray. I bow down to you.