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Todd Stroger Gittin' It Dun!

Democrat Todd Stroger is a complete moron, and he just published a magazine to prove it.

Remember that little speech Stupid Stroger gave a few months back, in which he kept mispronouncing "deserts" as "desserts?" Uh huh, Stupid Stroger was giving a speech about food deserts, low-income areas in which there are few grocery stores, but repeatedly said "food desserts" until an aide's frantic waving caught his attention. "Uh oh," said Stupid Stroger, and corrected himself.

Last week we got news that Stupid Stroger commissioned the creation of a magazine called "Cook County" that was meant to be a propaganda tool for his failing administration. The cost to you and me: Over $24,000. The magazine will NOT be distributing because of grammar and spelling errors.

"Publisher/editor Theresa Tracy said Cook County magazine would be 'independently published' and a 'credible, compelling and valuable resource' for county residents," according to the Chicago Sun-Times. The only response, of course, is Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

The cover story is an interview with Stroger that starts by asking him, "How are you feeling these days?" There's also a short obituary for Stroger's late father and predecessor as county board president, John H. Stroger Jr., who died in January. It misspells his name.