Showing posts with label lunatics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lunatics. Show all posts

With No Gun, Crazed Man Slaughters Five in Brooklyn

Police lead the suspected killer away
from the Brooklyn murder scene.
Photo: Paul Martinka / New York Post
October 27, 2013 - Horror in New York, on Saturday night: A mother and four children were stabbed to death in an apartment on 57th Street near Ninth Avenue. A machete and scissors were taken from the apartment by police as evidence. 

"A crazed man turned a Sunset Park, Brooklyn, home into a slaughterhouse late Saturday, leaving a 37-year-old mom and her four young children stabbed to death," reports the New York Post. "A 25-year-old suspect - preliminarily identified as the children’s mentally troubled older cousin - was arrested after being subdued at the scene, his feet bare and soaked in blood."

"The toddler and two girls....were already dead from their wounds when paramedics arrived just after 11 p.m.," reports New York Daily News. The mother and [a] boy were taken to local hospitals, "but doctors were unable to save them, officials said."

Police released the five victims' names on Sunday: 37-year-old Qiao Zhen Li and her children, 9-year-old Linda Zhuo, 7-year-old Amy Zhuo, 5-year-old Kevin Zhuo, and 1-year-old William Zhuo.

Nobody has yet called for a national discussion about knife or blade control. There have been no calls in the past for tighter controls on how the mentally ill obtain sharp objects such as steak knives, machetes, ice picks and other potentially dangerous non-guns things.

Holiday Barbeque? Enjoy That Meat, But Watch This First

Mmmmm, meat, the tasty treat that PETA freaks won't eat. The videos below will help you enjoy that grilled meat just a little bit more. The videos are by Penn and Teller, from their show "Bulls--t," and it shows you just how insanely criminal the hardcore of PETA are. So grill it up, brush some sauce on that meat, and know that your culinary enjoyment is pissing off some crazed lunatics. Yep, PETA is really a bunch of criminally insane fanatics. They're not just about being nice to Kitty and Puppy - they're about ego, power and firebombing. Oh, also remember that many of your friends and relatives - maybe even you - are alive because of the benefits of animal research. That, of course, allows more people the opportunity to enjoy a slab of ribs this weekend. LANGUAGE ADVISORY. It gets rough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgZ0dSiTGdI Cool Hats & Shirts for Cool Conservatives Leave a Comment... Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

More Proof of Leftist Lunacy

According to the infantile morons in Code Pink, our involvement in World War Two was wrong. The U.S. should get out of Hawaii. Al Qaeda is not a threat. U.S. Marines are all war criminals. Are YOU a citizen of the United STRAIGHTS of America? Leave a Comment... Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

Attacking Muslims Against Sharia

I just received a disturbing e-mail from Muslims and Infidels United Against Sharia and Dhimmitude, which is the Facebook group of the blog Muslims Against Sharia. I take an especially personal interest in this as I am an invited contributor to Muslims Against Sharia (Obama and the Chicago Shariah Scammer , Sunrise Equities Story Might Now Include Murder and IL Sec of State Investigating Sunrise Equities Scandal). Here is that disturbing e-mail: Khalim Massoud sent a message to the members of Muslims and Infidels United Against Sharia and Dhimmitude. -------------------- Subject: Defamation Campaign Against MASH - Updated Two deranged individuals, Jim Sutter (supported by CAIR) and Bill Warner (claims Geert Wilders is a Nazi), have joined forces to defame Muslims Against Sharia and Khalim Massoud. Before you buy into their lies and distortions, please consider the sources: http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://www.phonyrev.com/ & http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://insanepi.blogspot.com/. Targets of Bill Warner's defamation campaign also include Ted Belman of Israpundit, Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs, David Horowitz, Jamie Glazov, Ben Johnson, and Michael Finch, of FrontPage Magazine, Alex Porter of Terror-Free Oil, Glen Reinsford of The Religion of Peace, Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, Michael Travis, Geert Wilders of Dutch Freedom Party, and Dr. Paul L. Williams. Muslims Against Sharia and Khalim Massoud are honored to be in such company. I, too, am honored to be in such company. RELATED: Sonia Sotomayor and the Future of Anti-Islamist Speech - Muslims Against Sharia Dutch Politician Geert Wilders Banned From Britain - BBC Geert Wilders attacks hate speech laws - The Copenhagen Post Pamela Geller, Atlas Shrugs Interviews Geert Wilders Bill O'Reilly Interviews Geert Wilders Islamic Supremacists Meet in Chicago Leave a Comment... See Our Online Store Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

I Just Soiled Myself, But It's Okay!

You can soil yourself too! How? It's easy! Just click over to iOwnTheWorld.com for the funniest and wittiest political satire on the web today. You'll just love the feeling of losing all control of your bowels as you laugh hysterically at the brilliant cartoons and writing from those lovable lunatics. Soil yourself today, at iOwnTheWorld.com! Don't be embarassed by incontinence ever again. Just blame it on iOwnTheWorld.com. RELATED: Leave a Comment... See Our Online Store Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

Writing in All Caps Causes Retardation

A study a couple of years ago found, tentatively, that writing in all capital letters can actually cause mental retardation. SERIOUSLY...

According to Michael Henley, PhD, one of the psychologists who were responsible for the study, the results were staggering: "When we first saw the results we could not comprehend how it could be possible that using all caps and 'txt speak' could have so dire effects on the mental health of a person. It showed that using 'txt speak' decreases a person's ability to spell words correctly, which is bad for it slows down the progress of a child or especially a teen and in some cases could even cause mild retardation. This in itself is a very alarming find." (Source)

Some say the study is flawed, but I do like what one commenter on that post wrote: Bulls*** research, people who write in all caps and "monkey english" are obviously already retarded.

At "Writing for and about Western Michigan University," you'll find a page of "Typography do's and don'ts." They give this sage advice: Perhaps the most frequently violated rule of readability involves the use of ALL CAPS (capital letters). Designers are often drawn to all caps because it forms neat, uniform, visual elements, or "blocks." Unfortunately, for precisely that reason, type set in all caps is more difficult to read.

Hat tip to BigBlueBall.com, who says of the WMU typography advice, "They put it politely. Personally, I think it makes the author look like a raving lunatic at best, and more often a psychotic moron. Using all caps is ugly, hard to read and makes me want to ignore everything the author has to say."

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Dumbest Comment of the Year (So Far)

The Rogers Park neighborhood, also known as the "Fifth Creepiest Neighborhood in America," is full of nut cases. Take, for example, the creep who anonymously crawls through the comments sections of various blogs and other web sites. The creep calls itself "RogersParkPlace" (RPR). Yesterday (Nov. 18), I posted a nice photo of crab apples, taken by a devoted reader of The Bench. That's all, a photo of a crab apple tree. Nutter RogersParkPlace, however, saw boogy men in those crab apples. The ultimate in insane leftist paranoia ranting, RPR wrote the following today: Do you have birth certificates for those crabapples? Well do you?!?! Those might be Islamic terrorist, Socialist,Marxist, Communist, Grandmother murdering crabapples without valid U.S. citizens We must assume that the phrase "without valid U.S. citizens" really means "without valid U.S. citizenship," or something like that, but then it's difficult to analyze the true meaning of an obviously sick mind. He apparently confuses my valid concern about the security of our borders - a concern shared by most Democrats, I should add - with crab apples. I don't get it. How the hell did RPR draw anything political from a photo of a crab apple tree? If any of you actually know RPR, you may want to consider distancing yourself from what appears to be an unstable, paranoid, delusional little man with a gray goatee who likes to drink liquor at the Morseland Pool Hall. Today's bizarre communique from RPR reminds me of a previous nutter RPR email, which you can read here. Or another one, in which RPR mocked the mentally ill. (How ironic.) Because his IP address showed up in the comment, I know who he is. He is well connected in Rogers Park. I won't reveal his real name out of respect for his hot blonde wife. However, we shall hear no more from nutter RPR. You see, RPR's IP address is now banned and blocked from any future commenting on The Bench. Note to RPR: I'm still waiting for that budget info you promised me last year.

Effort to Levitate Denver Mint Fails

DENVER - Democrats took to the streets of the Mile High City, apparently all a mile high, and marched to the U.S. Mint where they attempted to levitate it. The effort failed. The effort was reminiscent of the attempt to levitate the Pentagon on Saturday, October 21, 1967, which also failed. For more on this breaking story, we will turn to Michelle Malkin: I’m happy to report that the anti-capitalists failed in their effort to defy gravity and levitate the U.S. Mint. The wizard hat and magic wands weren’t working. FULL AMUSING POST... ALSO SEE: Marxists Unite! and Fighting back against Obama’s thugs

Fear No Art, Dummy

A man tore the head off an Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds' new branch in Berlin in what appeared to be a symbolic protest on the museum's opening day Saturday, police said. Full story at ComcastNews....

See, here's the deal. It wasn't really Hitler. It was a wax dummy.

Police said they arrested the man and he told them he was demonstrating against the Hitler figure.

See, here's the deal. You don't demonstrate against a wax figure. It's art. Art, okay? And as all Leftists remind us, we should fear no art.

Disregard for Human Life

The Bench recorded these image of today's construction on the northeast corner of W. Morse and N. Greenview in Rogers Park at 9:25 a.m. The man is cutting pavement without wetting it while his partner stands close by. Wetting the pavement, according to self-proclaimed pavement cutting expert Thomas J. Westgard, "is the proper technique" - this is why a wet saw is called a wet saw.

The rest of this post is based on the expertise of Mr. Westgard, who is expert in Everything Known to Man.

According to Mr. Westgard, the absence of water causes finely divided particles to fill the air. These particles then drift into the crevices in the lungs and stay there, in a process very similar to black lung that affects coal miners. Another option, not perfect but better anyway, would be to wear an OSHA mask. In any event, this is a cloud of toxins with a human in it, taken today on a public street in Alderman Joe Moore's 49th Ward. The cloud, as you can see, engulfed passing pedestrians who are now victims of Joe Moore's callous disregard for human life.

Also notable is the lack of safety goggles on the worker standing nearby. The device this man is standing near runs at something like 4,000 rpm, and the carbide wheel is designed to flake off as it grinds. If something flew from the saw, notes Mr. Westgard, it could hit the man who has no goggles in his eye, thereby blinding him permanently and causing the next twelve generations of his family to suffer horribly.

Ideally these are only small flakes of powder size, notes Mr. Westgard, but sometimes a carbide wheel is defective, or the workpiece has an inclusion, like an unexpected metal bolt, and the wheel can shatter and send larger chunks of material flying at high speed into the surrounding area. A full facemask for both men would be a good option here, says Westgard, but what's truly essential is protecting the eyes. Granted, testicles are also important, but I've lived my whole life without one. Thank God I still have both eyeballs. It's one thing to have a scar on your cheek; it's something else entirely to lose an eye. The cutter's partner has nothing but air between the point of cutting and his corneas.

Finally, says Mr. Westgard, this is the wrong tool for the job. In this context, there's plenty of room for a much safer tool - a table wetsaw. As anyone who has used a chainsaw for wood knows, there's a serious risk of kickback or overcut with a hand tool like this one. That's one reason why sawmills use stationary saws wherever possible - the other is that you get better cuts with a stationary tool. Sometimes you have to use the more dangerous hand tool, and if that's what the job requires, then you do it. But this man is suffering the unnecessary risk that this tool will fly out of control. You might also notice the gasoline can a couple of scant feet from the hot saw blade. One spark or hot flying piece of debris could ignite the gasoline, thereby immolating both men and, possibly, any passersby.

Looks like Alderman Moore and Mayor Daley are getting their costs cut - but not without putting human beings at risk of injury or death. It should be added that Mr. Westgard did nothing to remedy this situation, nor will he offer aid or comfort to either of these men or any of the pedestrians who involuntarily inhaled this nightmare cloud of toxins.

Remember how Lorraine Swanson published a story about the supposed "toxic plume" of asbestos that was floating through the north end of Loyola Park from the North Shore School? 

Damn, that was a great job of reporting. She accurately reported what the Illinois environmental authorities said. Aside from being timely, that story had the unintended effect of making Joe Moore look like an uncaring, out of touch fool. The truth hurts, you know, and Mr. Moore was undoubtedly embarrassed by being caught with his pants down, so to speak. Here is an actual picture of a human being in a toxic plume in Rogers Park, working on a public sector job for the City of Chicago. 

Unfortunately for the likes of Joe Moore, Jim Ginderske, and all the other fakes who pretend to be champions of the People, the very Government that they suck at the teat of and look to for protection is responsible for it. If Thomas J. Westgard wants to hunts down dangerous plumes, will he hunt down this one? Will he go after the City of Chicago for its medieval labor practices?

Don't hold your breath.

Mess Grows at Loyola Park

There's a mystery at Westgard's Canal in Loyola Park.

Last summer, a local man dug a trench to drain a large puddle at a park along Lake Michigan, near the eastern end of W. Lunt Avenue.

Single handedly, he marched with a little shovel to Loyola Park on Chicago's north side, in the eccentric Rogers Park neighborhood. The trench he dug was crude, but failed to provide drainage for the better part of a year. (Photo, top, taken April 4, 2008.)

The man was so proud of digging a little trench to drain a puddle that he boasted about it on his web site. (He was later so embarrassed by it that he deleted the posting.)

Within the past 72 hours, new digging was executed at the site now referred to as "Westgard's Canal" (bottom two photos).

It's another trench, a mirror of the original. Whoever did the new digging, which is just as crude as the original, did not care about tidiness.

It is now more treacherous than ever for somebody to walk through the area, with increased danger of twisted knees or ankles.

The newly expanded mess looks as inefficient as the original mess. Who did this? Was it Westgard again? Or some other attorney?

Chicago's Bag 'O Democracy

The War on Little Plastic Bags: Update Some sanity may be present on the Chicago City Council. Previously I posted (The War on Little Plastic Bags) about the proposed ban on small plastic bags in the City of Chicago. FULL BAG at PRESERVING FREEDOM...

Run, Lady, Run

And keep running, please. Nutbasket Cynthia McKinney, the former Congresswoman (D-Georgia) who assaulted the Capitol police officer, is - get this! - running for President! As far as we can tell, she is still a vicious anti-semite and crazy as a loon. This is sooooo delicious.

Her campaign site

Cynthia McKinney Turns Green For Pres. Race

Background:

Rep. Cynthia McKinney: The Hardest Working Idiot in Washington (2005)

The Continuing Misadventures of Cynthia McKinney (2006)

Wimpy 2007 Hurricane Season

Ah, the foresayers of Doom. Today there is a hurricane in the Caribbean. "Oh my God!" some of you might be saying, your hands a-wringing. But it is, after all, hurricane season, and the first one of the season (we're half way through it!) is Hurricane Dean. Let's repeat that: The first one of the season; the season runs from June 1 and ends November 30. Well, we finally have one. B.F.D. We've all seen lunatics (photo, right) standing on street corners from time to time, wearing a big sandwich board proclaiming, "The End Is Near!" They've been wrong for thousands of years, those negative naybobs, and having a degree in climatology (ha!) is no vaccine against lunacy. To wit: Forecasters initially expected a busy season in 2007 but have since lowered it. The 2006 forecast was a flop. MUCH MORE HERE... RELATED: Forecasts for a busy hurricane season in 2006 were all dead wrong. This year, forecasters predicted a really busy year again. But with just two storms to date, and neither one a hurricane, you might wonder where all the action is. MORE...

Sexist Idiot Pigs at the Chicago Sun-Times

"Why do dads kill?" is the banner headline on today's Sun-Times. What the hell kind of headline is that? Even if the question was not sexist, does it belong on the front page?

The question that the headline poses is valid, certainly. We should ask why either parent kills. But fathers are not the only ones, sadly, who kill children. Female parents ("moms") also kill. And a whole lot of kids are killed by the boyfriends of mothers, men who are not even the dads of the children they harm.

What was the motivation for the Sun-Times' stupid headline? Oh yes, that over-reported, tragic incident recently:

Missouri judge revokes bail for dad in family slaying
Blagojevich signs extradition Christopher Vaughn, the Oswego man accused of killing his wife and three children, made his first court appearance today in a St. Louis suburb where he was arrested over the weekend.

The Sun-Times is shamelessly playing this up for sales. They are taking an already sensational murder story and blowing it out of proportion. Sick.

Does anybody recall the Sun-Times splashing a banner headline on their front page asking, "Why do moms kill?" No?

What about the recent case of a mother killing four of her children, then herself, by hanging? Did the Sun-Times miss that story?

How about the story of Cheryl Athene Miller, a San Francisco woman who was "jailed on murder charges in Mendocino County last year after she confessed to killing her four children some 40 years ago" but was released after prosecutors dropped all charges? Did the Sun-Times miss that one?

Perhaps the morons at the Sun-Times have forgotten Susan Smith, who murdered her two kids in South Carolina in October 1994.

Maybe the imbeciles at the Sun-Times just completely missed the case of Andrea Yates, a Texas woman who drowned drowned her five young children, including a 6-month-old infant, in the family's bathtub.

The feeble minded fools at the Sun-Times should read the Globe and Mail (in Canada) newspaper. The editors and writers there are in touch with reality, and late last year ran a story titled, "Mothers kill as often as fathers do." That will come as a shock to the dipshits at the Sun-Times, I suppose, but not to a lot of us. The Globe reported [emphasis mine]:

"Mother-on-child homicides are rare in Canada but far from unknown. Twenty-seven of the 37 children slain countrywide in 2004 -- 73 per cent -- were killed by their parents, and mothers were responsible for as many of the deaths as were fathers. Among those 27 victims, 13 were killed by their biological mothers, eight by their biological fathers." More...

And that's in Canada! Peaceful, utopian Canada!

This could go on and on, citing story after story, but that would be silly. The point is that fathers are certainly not the only parent that kill. Mothers do too. And the difference is so statistically insignificant, as the Globe and Mail story points out above, that the sexist, misleading, agenda-and-greed driven banner headline on today's Sun-Times is simply unforgiveable.

Dude, Could You Turn Down Your Life Support?

Kids today, boy oh boy. Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em. A teenager has turned off the life-support machine of a fellow hospital patient because he said he couldn't sleep with the noise. Full Story...

Rosie Video from the Depths of Hell

My head still hurts, but my ears have stopped bleeding. Listen - if you dare - to the View's Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck cluck like insane chickens pecking at crystal meth pellets. I gotta warn you, if not for the Suicide Prevention Hotline, I mighta just offed myself. That's the effect this video could have on somebody. At ABC-7 Chicago...

Vegan Parents Starve Child to Death

From the Looney Bin, this depressing story of two morons found guilty of murdering their infant. Why? The parents fed the baby only soy milk and apple juice. Idiots. They are "against animal cruelty," so they felt it best to not give the child the milk it needed. Had the child received breast milk, had the child been adequately fed, he would be alive," said Fulton County prosecutor Michael Carlson. But the defense and the parents ....said they did what they thought was best for their baby boy. They were vegans. They said soy milk and apple juice seemed like a reasonable alternative. In the first case of its kind in Georgia, two vegan parents were convicted by a Fulton County jury Wednesday of starving their newborn to death....They said his parents kept only one bottle in the house, and only fed their son soy milk and apple juice. Prosecutors said it was planned; that their vegan diet was just a ruse. They said 6-week-old Crown Thomas never stood a chance. "You know we've been vegetarians," said Lamont Thomas. "We're against animal cruelty. So why would I be cruel to my son? We're against animals being burdened. Why would [we] be cruel and burden him and try to drive around and do something with his body? We're going to jail for no reason." FULL STORY at NBC-11Alive.com... No, moron, you're going to jail for murdering an innocent baby. Good riddance.