Showing posts with label Nuttier than squirrel shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nuttier than squirrel shit. Show all posts

Exclusive: How Andrew Breitbart Was Murdered!

March 2, 2012 - Late this morning, the LA County Coroner performed an autopsy of Andrew Breitbart's body today. Coroner's Chief Craig Harvey said an  autopsy was ordered for several reasons, reports Culver City Patch, including the fact that "he was under 50 and he was not in the care of a doctor in the past year.'' Harvey said the autopsy was in progress late this morning.

In fact, we won't know the official determination of why Breitbart collapsed and died for weeks. Late today the coroner's office said that the final cause of death has been "deferred" while waiting for the results of toxicological and microscopic tests.

Those tests could take between six and eight weeks.

Regardless of what the official coroner's report ends up saying, conspiracy theories about Breitbart's death will continue. Was Breitbart assassinated by Obama's evil operatives?

Well, of course he was, and here's how the Obama Administration murdered Andrew Breitbart: 
For years, Obama's agent successfully lured Breitbart into working very hard and putting himself under great stress and pressure. They convinced him to not get into better physical shape and to stay a bit overweight. The evil genius assassins in the Obama Regime began this program to kill Andrew Breitbart decades ago, of course, knowing that their plans would cause Breitbart's weakened heart to give out eventually.
Do I know for a fact that Breitbart was NOT assassinated? Well, no, of course not. But do YOU know for a fact that he was? 

Now to get serious: To all of those who are seriously thinking that Andrew Breitbart was assassinated, I respectfully ask you to shut the hell up. Really, just pipe down. You're embarrassing the rest of us. You think Breitbart was murdered? Really? Let's consider: Andrew Breitbart was a workaholic, a bit overweight, under a lot of stress, his own father-in-law says he had a history of heart problems, and in his 40s. He died of a heart attack. Wow, how strange, an out-of-shape man in his 40s dying of a heart attack. That never happens, now, does it? Only 50 percent of males have coronary heart disease by the age of 50, which means that it's so unusual and extremely rare that it just must have been a government conspiracy to murder him, right?

Perhaps you're also the type who is convinced that the moon landings were faked, too. Just please, give it a rest.
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Private Westgard (Updated)

Tommy "Wee Wee" Westgard is hiding his blog from view. Why? Perhaps he get spanked by Joe Moore's Gang for this post on May 3:

"The Committee meets on the second Tuesday of the month, 7:00 p.m. at the 49th Ward Service Office, 7356 N. Greenview." That means the next one after today would be May 13, 2008, two Tuesdays from now. Bring your tinfoil hats and an agenda, if you can find one anywhere. (From a cached web page)

Is he licking his wounds? Is he plotting behind his green curtain? Is he in another spasm of deleting all previous posts on his blog? As of 6:14 p.m. on May 12, it remains a mystery.

Some of Wee Wee's recent posts:
Top 10 Reasons Obama Defeated Clinton
ZALUAC Meeting Tomorrow (the Drama Begins Again)
Horror Movie Filmed in Rogers Park
Major Ceasefire Study Released
Chicago River Cleanup Day
The Glenwood Bar
Rogers Park in Beaumont, Texas
Encyclopedia of Chicago







49TH WARD DEMS CRUMBLING

PART ONE IN A SERIES: The Embarrassing Lightness of Being Westgard Rogers Park is a Chicago neighborhood with its share of nutjobs. Attorney Thomas J. Westgard is one of the nuttier of the local nutjobs. Known to many as "Wee Wee," he just keeps trying to convince us that he is a deeply troubled man. Westgard is currently attacking 49th Ward Alderman Joe Moore. But don't be fooled. Westgard is simply parrotting other local bloggers, bloggers who have always been anti-Moore and never defended Moore. Why is Westgard doing this? It's not a simple answer. Westgard deserves no attention as a weak minded, pitiful man. But his fringe involvement with the 49th Ward Democratic Party bears watching in the same way that a barometer does. Westgard's current actions, oddly, mirror the national family quarrel between the Obamacrats and the Clintonistas. His attacks against Moore probably signal the beginnings of a schism within the 49th Ward Democrats' world, a parting of the ways, a chink in the armor. One year and a month ago, on February 26, 2007, Wee Wee Westgard was the Campaign Chair of Jim Ginderske's campaign to unseat 16-year incumbent alderman Joe Moore in the 49th Ward. Ginderske was one of two losers in a four-way race; it went into a run off election between Don Gordon and Moore. Suddenly, on February 28, 2007, Wee Wee found himself out of influence. It has been driving his weak mind closer toward complete melt down ever since. Most of us in Rogers Park have been convinced of this for some time now. But Westgard, leaving no stone unturned, is out to convert even the doubters that he is, to borrow one of his phrases, "nuttier than squirrel shit." During the 2007 campaign for alderman, the Westgard-Ginderske team spent considerable political capital on painting Alderman Moore as a liar who is in the pockets of developers and liquor store owners. At this point I must confess (again) that I was a supporter of Ginderske's effort to become alderman. I confess (again) that I was mistaken in my choice; in the run off I supported Gordon against Moore. But Ginderske joined an influential zoning advisory committee. But don't worry, Ginderske told people who had supported his campaign, he wasn't going to support Moore. Most of Ginderske's supporters hated, and still hate, Moore. But Ginderske did support Moore. So did Westgard. In fact, Moore had at least one secret meeting at Moody's Pub (5910 N. Broadway in Edgewater) with Ginderske and Ginderske campaign members Terry Feingold, Kathy Sprattling, Francis Scudellari , and others. Westgard was not invited. In fact, according to one of the people present, Westgard was pointedly kept out of the meeting. The Moore camp cannot stomach Wee Wee Westgard. It's one of the few good things one can say for Joe Moore's gang. They may tolerate and even recruit scum into their ranks. But the likes of Westgard? No way, too rancid. Westgard's exclusion from Joe Moore's inner circle has eaten at him ever since. He has been, by and large, a cheerleader for Moore and for Democrats in general. But on a rare occasion he has jabbed at Moore or his supporters. He was quickly shut up, most likely by a phone call or tap on the shoulder. It explains, in large part, why Westgard so frequently deletes all of his past blog posts. Ginderske used to get red-faced angry at Westgard's blogging during the campaign, because of his poisonous nature. Ginderske yelled at him more than once to tone down his blog posts. While not cruising for internet pornography, Westgard was often busy painting Don Gordon as a Nazi. Don Gordon is a progressive Democrat. He will not be voting Democrat in November. But the Ginderske and the Moore campaigns portrayed him as a "Republican" and, worse, as a neo-Nazi who hates black people. The irony: Joe Moore was painting Ginderske as a conservative during the same campaign last year. More irony: After joining Moore's campaign, Ginderske happily helped Moore continue to falsely portray Gordon as an anti-black ultra-rightist. It has come full circle. Loose cannon Westgard is off his leash and biting the man he wanted so badly to be his master. In a tirade against Alderman Moore this week, Westgard is saying things that many of Moore's detractors agree with. It is bizarre to read something that Westgard writes and find yourself agreeing with it. But do not be fooled. Westgard is not sincere. He is vindictive, and that is the reason for his current attacks on Joe Moore. TO BE CONTINUED... RELATED: * Get Your Facts Straight, Westgard

NIU Shooter Stayed in Rogers Park

What is it about Chicago's Rogers Park neighborhood, especially the 49th Ward? We're the Fifth Bloggiest in the nation. We're [arguably] the most diverse in the nation. We are [inarguably] one of the strangest hoods in the USA. We have more than our share of weirdness. For example: Joe Moore, the alderman who fights foie gras. Jay R. Grodner, the attorney who vandalized a US Marine's car. The recent Invisible Ink voting incident. And now, Stephen Kazmierczak, the nutbag killer who shot up an auditorium full of students at NIU. RELATED: The Online Life of NIU Killer Stephen Kazmierczak - Waxy.org

Twisted Quote of the Day

"Oh, and I'm not going to blog anymore. I'm going to spend all my time in a skatepark with a bunch of nubile teenage boys. Because I'm really into "skateboarding." Gee, it sucks to get old. People expect you to be all responsible and shit." ~ Rogers Park Attorney Thomas J. Westgard WTF???

Run, Lady, Run

And keep running, please. Nutbasket Cynthia McKinney, the former Congresswoman (D-Georgia) who assaulted the Capitol police officer, is - get this! - running for President! As far as we can tell, she is still a vicious anti-semite and crazy as a loon. This is sooooo delicious.

Her campaign site

Cynthia McKinney Turns Green For Pres. Race

Background:

Rep. Cynthia McKinney: The Hardest Working Idiot in Washington (2005)

The Continuing Misadventures of Cynthia McKinney (2006)

Comment From The Basement

"Braig Gernliver," which is not a real person and probably one of the multiple personalites of a very disturbed person. He writes this love note: Your blog is crap "Mannis" Go back to trying to peak up Ann Coulter's skirt. I have the truth on my blog. There are several things that are disturbingly wrong with that comment: 1) Bad punctuation. There should be a period in "Mannis" so that it looks like this: "Mannis." 2) I've never tried to "peak" up Ann Coulter's skirt. Furthermore, "Gernliver" misspelled "peak." The correct spelling in this context is "peek." 3) If "Gernliver" would actually read the blog he is so critical of, he would have read my post that was highly critical of Ms. Coulter. 4) "Braig Gernliver" claims to have the truth on his blog. But this person is not honest about his own identity. If this "Gernliver" character were truly honest, and has external gonads, he would be forthcoming about his real identity. But "Gernliver" hides behind a fake name. How can one trust a masked man? Other bloggers - the ones that count - use their real names. Craig, Toni, Jocelyn and I all use our real names. Why not this "Gernliver" creature? 5) "Gernliver" not only hides his real identity, he outright lies about it. He claims to have "Inherited Hay Chicago magazine." There is no such magazine, ergo "Gernliver" lies twice with one statement. No such magazine, no such inheritance. 6) "Gernliver" calls himself a "valliant crusader" in his profile but cannot even spell "valliant" correctly. 7) "Gernliver" is probably an insecure megalomaniac with a small imagination, who sits in a dark corner of his mother's partly finished basement, imaging himself to have "powers that don't like" him, both in Chicago and "around the world." Sure, the Illuminati and Interpol are out to get this guy. He's such a threat to The Powers. Read the creepy, drooly rantings of this weirdo here and decide for yourself.

Pro Bono

Ah, Sonny, we miss you. We could use another man like Sonny Bono in the U.S. Congress.
He sang better than Ted Kennedy.
He never stole silverware from the White House.
He was never involved in any scandals or accused of illegal activity.
Come back, Sonny. Come back.