Effort to Levitate Denver Mint Fails

DENVER - Democrats took to the streets of the Mile High City, apparently all a mile high, and marched to the U.S. Mint where they attempted to levitate it. The effort failed. The effort was reminiscent of the attempt to levitate the Pentagon on Saturday, October 21, 1967, which also failed. For more on this breaking story, we will turn to Michelle Malkin: I’m happy to report that the anti-capitalists failed in their effort to defy gravity and levitate the U.S. Mint. The wizard hat and magic wands weren’t working. FULL AMUSING POST... ALSO SEE: Marxists Unite! and Fighting back against Obama’s thugs

Fun: DNC Press Release

Have fun with this, fellow bloggers. Of special interest is the section of the press release for "a list of services available to renters." It's amusing to see the types of large-carbon-footprint, elitist, anti-proletariate stuff the Democrats will be demanding in Denver. Of course, the services are available in conjunction with "luxury lofts, condos and homes" and, of course, "all properties come fully furnished with plush amenities." Ah, plush amenities. The Party of the Common Man needs plush amenities. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CONTACT: Matt Conway For Reservations: Phone: 303-571-5280 Fax: 970-477-0952 mconway@denverconventionhousing.com www.DenverConventionHousing.com DENVER COMPANY PROVIDES AN ACCOMMODATING SOLUTION FOR THE LODGING SHORTAGE FACING THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION. Denver, CO - DenverConventionHousing.com recognizes the lodging shortage Denver will be facing in August and has taken steps to help remedy the issue. "We have been aggressively working with property managers, development firms and other lodging facilities around the city to amass a strong and viable inventory that will help ease this shortage. Additionally, we have created the most user friendly web site, www.DemocraticConventionHousing.com, specifically for the DNC. With one of the largest inventories of homes, condos, apartments, and hotel rooms around the Denver Metro Area, we have the power to book both large and small parties for the 2008 Democratic National Convention," states Director of Operations, Mark Cervantes. Property owners wanting to take advantage of this financial opportunity may contact DenverConventionHousing.com at 1-877-571-5280. All properties are available for short and long term rentals (5 night minimum). Most properties are within walking distance of the Pepsi Center/ DNC site and the Colorado Convention Center. These luxury lofts, condos and homes are capable of housing small to large groups. Prices range from top scale to moderate, and all properties come fully furnished with plush amenities. Here is a list of services available to renters: · Personal Concierge Services · Private Transportation Services · Private Chef · Denver International Airport (DIA) pick-up and drop off · Maid/ Cleaning Services "We are currently working with individual homeowners, travelers, small to large groups, travel agents, Democratic Executives, and corporate groups," explains Reservations Manager Matt Conway. For more information on lodging options for the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado please refer to www.DemocraticConventionHousing.com or call 1-877-571-5280. About Denver Convention Housing, LLC - Denver Convention Housing, LLC is a leading corporate housing provider for the Denver Metro Area, with over 25 years of collaborative experience in industries such as lodging, real estate, resorts, and vacation rentals. Denver Convention Housing proprietor Tommy Z. Hoffman also has offices in Vail, CO that offer vacation rental, concierge, real estate, and mortgage services. For more information please refer to www.VailSkiVacations.com. www.DemocraticConventionHousing.com Email: info@democraticconventionhousing.com

Be Prepared, Denver!

You don't have to have been a Boy Scout to know that being prepared is a good idea. Jeff Peckman wants to be prepared. Really, really, really prepared... Whether they come in peace or to destroy us, Jeff Peckman said the aliens are on their way and we need to be ready. "If some of these human beings become traumatized especially in any significant numbers, local authorities, emergency responders are just not prepared to deal with that, it's a unique situation." FULL STORY... RELATED: Denver man seeks support for citywide panel on space aliens Man asks Denver to prepare for Aliens