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MSNBC News Crew Busted For Not Wearing Masks During Live Report

An MSNBC news crew invaded the resort town of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin on Monday, May 25. The reporter, Cal Perry, was reporting live mid-afternoon along the lakefront and noted that "nobody" was wearing masks.

What Perry did not note was that his support team were also maskless, but a bold passerby bombed the live report by calling them out on camera.

At about 15 seconds into the video (below), you see a man in a Packers jersey pass behind Perry. He's holding a phone and recording the situation. Perry doesn't know he's about to get ambushed as the man doubles back around, only to be "interviewed" by Perry (at 33 seconds):
Perry, on live television, knew he was exposed as a hypocrite. He threw his hands up and was suddenly lost for words. Back in the studio, all MSNBC anchorwoman Katy Tur could say was, "Striking images." That's a bit weird, considering that the sight of normal people walking around without masks on is not – even during the Coronavirus pandemic – is not necessarily "striking."

But here's the best part: Remember the man in the Packer's jersey? He shared his own video of the event, and it verifies what he said: None of the video crew was wearing a mask.

Ten bucks says Cal Perry took his own mask off as soon as the camera was turned off. And the Mainstream Media wonder why we don't trust them.

Lake Geneva is a beautiful resort town in Walworth County, southern Wisconsin. It is known for world-class hotels, spas, and dining as well as boating and fishing. It has many great things to do for most budgets and is very family-friendly. Nature lovers will enjoy hiking and biking trails. It's no surprise that Tripadvisor named Lake Geneva as one of North America's best lake towns "for relaxation or adventure."

Photos: Jay Carney, Rachel Maddow Become Each Other

June 27, 2013 - CNB Exclusive - Here are the first-ever photos of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow after they swapped bodies and career paths. To complete the switch, the two changed their names. They also had their heads transplanted onto each other's body, a procedure now covered by Obamacare. Carney is now "Jay Maddow," and Maddow is now "Rachel Carney."  Jay Maddow is now the host of MSNBC's "Jay Maddow Show," and Rachel Carney is the new White House Press Secretary.  Continued below the photos...
Jay Carney and Rachel Maddow Switch!
An unnamed White House staffer told Chicago News Bench yesterday that the switch should not come as a  shock to anybody. "I mean, really," she said in an NSA-monitored phone call, "there's been speculation for a long time that Jay and Rachel were the same person. That's crazy, you know, cuz like, you know, they're just not. If they were, the body switch would not have been possible. Or needed. You know?"

Asked whether Rachel Carney would be able to handle the job of Press Secretary, our source was upbeat. "Sure, why not, you know? I mean, the old Rachel Maddow was probably a better cheerleader for this administration than the old Jay Carney was. I think Jay was getting too stressed out here, and the, you know, his new job over at MSNBC will let him ask tough questions. He got like really, really tired of answering tough questions. Right? You know? Who wouldn't, right?"

An MSNBC spokesperson, who also declined to be identified in a phone call that was also monitored by NSA, said that they are very excited about the switch. "It's sexy and innovative," he said, "and the novelty will appeal to our audience. In fact, a large portion our audience, all 327 of them I think, are sexually ambiguous anyway. They probably won't even notice. And a lot of them already thought that Jay and Rachel were the same guy. They not only look alike, they think, talk, walk and use a urinal alike."

Our calls to Maddow and Carney were not returned.

Watch Chris Matthews Wet Himself Over Bad Obama Debate Performance. "Where Was Obama Tonight?"

Oct. 4, 2012 - The Latest Chris Matthews Meltdown: In the wake of Obama's lousy performance in last night's presidential debate, the Leftists in the Mainstream Media KNEW that their man had lost. Lost badly, in fact, and they had a difficult time trying to comprehend how their Messiah did not shine as they expected. On MSNBC, Chris Matthews had a hissy fit that can only be described as delicious.

"I don't what he was doing out there," Matthews said of Obama, "he had his head down, he was enduring the debate rather than fighting it.... He went in there disarmed!"

"What was Romney doing out there?" said Matthews, "He was winning!" Cut to Ed Schultz in New York, who agreed. "He was winning tonight," Schultz said.

Matthews's freakout did not end last night: Matthews is still ranting about Obama today.

The Incredibly Dumb Meghan McCain: Perfect for MSNBC

English: Meghan McCain at UC Berkeley.Image via Wikipedia MSNBC is appropriately called "MSLSD" by conservative talker Mark Levin. There are many reasons that Levin's derisive renaming of the cable network is appropriate. After all, watching MSNBC is - I'm told - not so different than an acid trip, in which reality is distorted and the unreal seems real.

The left-leaning network has yet another reason to be compared to a bad hallucinatory experience: Arizona Senator John McCain's daughter, Meghan. She's a "contributor" to MSNBC. Like her father, she calls herself a Republican. We know better, however. While she's easy on the eyes, she tends to make our brains hurt.

Ms. McCain shows her innate stupidity in a multitude of ways, and The Daily Caller was kind enough to bring two of them to our attention recently.  During a Monday, January 9 guest appearance on MSNBC she said the Obamas deserve some privacy like anyone else. McCain said Barack Obama deserves a “small emoticon of privacy.” She said as much Monday in a morning MSNBC appearance:

"Emoticon of privacy?" An emoticon is "a textual expression representing the face of a writer's mood or facial expression. For example, :), :(, and :D. They are often used to alert a responder to the tenor or temper of a statement, and can change and improve interpretation of plain text" according to ComputerUser.com. She probably meant to use the word "modicum," which means "a small portion : a limited quantity."

McCain was quickly mocked for her misuse of "emoticon" and she defended herself with this on Twitter: “Thanks everyone, was talking quickly and said ModiCOM instead of ModiCUM this morning. Thanks for obsessing over my every waking word."

Meghan McCain apparently did not review the tape in which she clearly said "emoticon" at least twice. Even her defense was flubbed. She gets some credit from us, though, for correctly using the word "obsessing."  The Daily Caller points out yet another Meghan McCain MSLSD moment in which she said that Michele Bachmann is "just more smarter" than Sarah Palin. "More smarter," of course, is lousy grammar, even by MSNBC standards. You can see that video here.
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Barney Frank Farts on Live Television

In  the video below, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) squeezed out what sounded exactly like a moist fart as he spoke with the handsome Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. Watch as he leans a bit to his left just as the fart sound rumbles out. Open wide for Chunky, Mr. Frank!

The most amazing thing about this is not that a member of Congress would just let a fart fly during a live interview. No, wait, even more amazing is that Barney Frank's butt is still tight enough to be capable of making a fart sound at all. Perhaps even more amazing is Frank's ability to fart out of his mouth for extended periods of time. Barney Frank's televised fart is nothing, of course, in comparison with the way he has been shitting all over the U.S. economy for decades. Wait, wait, hold on: THE most amazing thing is that during the interview with Maddow, Frank deflected his criminal behavior with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac by blaming the U.S. debt problems entirely on military spending. What an a-hole. Get it?

Super Jews and Chris Matthews

Super Jew
Super Jew
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Judaophobe Chris Matthews must have a great collection of books about conspiracy theories. No doubt, he subscribes to the stereotype of Jewish people owning anything worth owning in the world.

"Everywhere, there are Jews," writes Stuart Schwartz in "Chris Matthews and the Jews" at American Thinker, "They have penetrated the highest ranks of government, control vast swaths of the economy, and bend nations to their demonic will. But not to worry: Chris Matthews is on the case."


Matthews  seems to think that Jews are omnipresent and omnipotent. If only that were true, my own paternal Jewish heritage would have bestowed me with x-ray vision and, perhaps, the ability to fly. Fortunately, my maternal Welsh Protestant heritage gave me a natural immunity to kyrptonite. Of course, Matthews would see Jews even in the Superman comics.

After all, Superman's father Jor-El had a suspiciously Jewish sounding name. For that matter, Superman's own birthname, Kal-El, sounds rather Hebrew. The creators of Superman, Jerome Siegel and Joseph Shuster, were Jewish but the name Kal-El actually means nothing. While many people with nothing better to do have long wondered about Superman's "inner Jew," people like Chris Matthews go to bed at night worried about the secret Jewish influence in nearly everything around them.

Back to the article by Schwartz:

"Matthews is a protégé of former president Jimmy Carter (notorious for blaming the Jews for everything from his failed presidency to elder abuse) and friend of MSNBC commentator Pat Buchanan, who blames 'U.S. Jewry' for such varied perversions as Hillary Clinton and anal sex in Hollywood."

Gefilte fish
Gefilte fish
Schwartz pounds away at Matthews, mocking the MSNBC screamer's anti-Jewish rants:

"Why, all those 'neocons' with Jewish names, doing the bidding of the Israel Lobby and conservative media. You can't fool Matthews: He knows - knows, I tell you - that the Palins are always there with their nets when the gefilte fish are running in Bristol Bay off the coast of Alaska."

Gefilte fish, of course, is not an actual fish. Schwartz's reference to netting gefilte fish, then, is a fun way to mock Matthew's self-righteous ignorance. ("Gefilte fish" a mixture of carp, whitefish, and pike ground up and mixed with other stuff; see a recipe here. It's a sort of fish ball. So to say that someone puts their nets out "when the gefilte fish are running" is as absurd as it would be to say that cowboys herd salamis.)

"Chris Matthews and the Jews" is a must-read piece, written in a delightfully snarky and exceptionally well documented style.

Is Obama Hitler? Was Bush? Ask MSNBC

Hat tip to Flopping Aces for this amazing video, which brilliantly highlights the hypocrisy of the Left. Hosted by Rachel Maddow (a mentally dim, extremely effeminate man and one of the most blatantly biased "news" persons ever to sit in front of a television camera). Watch - and laugh - as scenes that directly contradict Maddow's spoken words are mixed in. Brilliant! Conservative Caps, Shirt and more! Leave a Comment - Chicago News Bench RSS Feed Visit us on Twitter!

MSM Bias and Mayor Daley's Lousy Approval Rating

...but will the MainStream Media and the Democrats mock Chicago's Mayor Daley for HIS all-time low approval rating of 35 percent? Don't hold your breath. This post is more about widespread liberal media bias than it is about Mayor Daley's horrible approval ratings. The hypocrisy is stunning, as demonstrated by the Chicago Tribune in a Sept. 13 article by Dan Mihalopoulos: For the first time since he became mayor two decades ago, Daley's critics outnumber his fans, a Tribune/WGN poll found. The mayor's approval rating is at an all-time low of 35 percent in Tribune polls, according to the new survey. Mihalopoulos reveals a certain bias with his fourth paragraph (emphasis added): None of this is to suggest that Daley is losing his dominance of the City Council or his luster with the city's business elite. There is no serious challenger on the horizon if Daley, who regularly wins re-election by landslide, chooses to run for a seventh term in 2011. Even more than his legendary father, the 67-year-old Daley is the only game in town. Why does Mihalopoulos feel a need to apologize for his report of Daley's miserable approval rating of 35 percent? From mid-2006 to early 2008, President Bush hovered at or near a 35 percent approval rating. When The Chicago Tribune - or any of the other MSM - reported Bush's low ratings, did any of them quickly qualify those reports with phrases such as "None of this is to suggest that Bush is losing his dominance of the US Congress?" They did not, and yet that was essentially the case. Even after losing the Congress to the Pelosi Gang in 2006, Bush continued to have his way with the Iraq War and other issues. Although not quite the rubber stamp that is the Chicago City Council, the US Congress was more compliant than most average Democrat voters had hoped it would be after they won it two years into Bush's second term. When the MSM reported on Bush's low approval ratings, did they feel it necessary to also note that Bush won "re-election by [a] landslide?" They did not, of course, even though Bush handily defeated the John "Frenchy" Kerry and John "The Adulterer" Edwards in 2004. The MainStream Media have yet to catch up to the ACORN-Prostitution sting of last week. The MSM virtually buried the story of Obama being forced to dismiss Van Jones. Yesterday's March on Washington, a gargantuan Tea Party, is estimated by the US Parks Service and the D.C. police at over 1.5 Million people, yet most of the MSM has either ignored it or downplayed it as "tens of thousands." MSNBC admitted to "hundreds of thousands" of people, but oddly said that police estimated "tens of thousands." MSNBC, one of the MSM, just couldn't bring itself to honestly relate the much larger, actual, official estimates. The MSM, which we on the Right have accused of bias for decades, has bent over backwards in the past weeks to prove just how correct we have been. They've done it unintentionally, of course, just as a drunk who fails a breathalyzer test unintentionally proves himself guilty of having a few too many drinks. They cannot help it. It is they way they behave. Hold on, here's another metaphor: Like a duck, if it quacks like one and walks like one, it is one. The MSM has been quacking very loudly of late. RELATED: Up to two million march to US Capitol to protest against Obama's spending in ‘tea-party’ demonstration - Daily Mail (UK) ABC Denies It Ever Said Yesterday's Protest Rally Had 1 Million People Two Million Man March Size Matters; So Do Lies The 9/12 March on Washington (Wizbang) Media Bias Is Real, Finds UCLA Political Scientist / UCLA Newsroom Media Bias Of The Day Black & Right Your Friendly Media Bias Reminder - Mark Hemingway PROOF: SADDAM HAD URANIUM AFP: Iraqi uranium transferred to Canada Cool Hats & Shirts for Cool Conservatives Leave a Comment... Chicago News Bench RSS Feed We're on Twitter...

Olbermann and Matthews Fired by MSNBC

It's about time these jackasses got the boot: Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews are being removed as anchors of live political events on MSNBC, following growing criticism that the two are too incendiary to serve as unbiased commentators. FULL REPORT at mediabuyerplanner.com... Proof that Olbermann and Matthews were totally biased (as if we need proof): Senator Harry Reid is now calling for an investigation of their demotions! Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-NV, today called for a full investigation in to who outed MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews, after the two lost their jobs as anchors of the news network’s election coverage. [Source] ALSO: MSNBC Drops Olbermann, Matthews as News Anchors Media Bias Helping McCain, Palin And Hurting Obama MSNBC replacing Olbermann and Matthews with David Gregory Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews Demoted at MSNBC Oprah, Olbermann, and Media Bias Reid Probe: Who Outed MSNBC’s Olbermann, Matthews?

MEDIA GLEEFUL ABOUT HURRICANE GUSTAV

The mainstream media, to no surprise, is happy as hell that a hurricane is about to ravage parts of the Gulf Coast. Oh yes, they really are. To wit, a post this morning by Isaac Mass (emphasis added): As the gulf coast is about to be hit by hurricane Gustav, the twin cities of Minnesota are facing a hurricane of liberal media. The Dakota Best Western in Egan where I have been staying is mostly populated by the staff and crew of NBC and MSNBC. I was appalled by the conversations I overheard standing in the lobby. Laughing and joking, they were genuinely gleeful about the possibility that the Republican Convention might be impacted by the natural disaster likely to strike the south east on the opening night of the convention. One joked, “Its God’s revenge against George Bush.” FULL POST at Boston.com... I'm guessing that those staff and crew are Obama sympathizers, and belong to some of the more than 90% of the media that describe themselves as "liberal." Compassionate sons of bitches, aren't they?