Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Barney Frank Farts on Live Television

In  the video below, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) squeezed out what sounded exactly like a moist fart as he spoke with the handsome Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. Watch as he leans a bit to his left just as the fart sound rumbles out. Open wide for Chunky, Mr. Frank!

The most amazing thing about this is not that a member of Congress would just let a fart fly during a live interview. No, wait, even more amazing is that Barney Frank's butt is still tight enough to be capable of making a fart sound at all. Perhaps even more amazing is Frank's ability to fart out of his mouth for extended periods of time. Barney Frank's televised fart is nothing, of course, in comparison with the way he has been shitting all over the U.S. economy for decades. Wait, wait, hold on: THE most amazing thing is that during the interview with Maddow, Frank deflected his criminal behavior with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac by blaming the U.S. debt problems entirely on military spending. What an a-hole. Get it?