Saturday, November 8, 2008

BUSH DECLARES MARTIAL LAW, OVERRIDES ELECTION

FLASH: President George W. Bush just issued an executive order that declares martial law and cancels out last Tuesday's presidential election. Barack Obama and his top advisors have been rounded up and sent off to one of the many secret concentration camps scattered around the US. At this writing, others who opposed Bush are being rounded up. Some are being summarily executed. (No, no, just kidding. See? For eight years the lunatics on the left have been all paranoid over nothing. And some of you morons believed that crap for the whole eight years. Aren't you just a little embarassed?)