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Butch Up Your Girly Son For Halloween

This is humor. It's funny. Deal with it.

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on October 29, 2009 No comments:

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PETA's Cruel Abuse of Human Females

It's bad enough that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) compared chickens to Nazi death camp prisoners. But this, well THIS is simply inexcusable:

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on September 08, 2009 No comments:

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Alderman Berny Stone in The Onion!

Worth a look: The Onion has a very amusing "Illinois Corruption Timeline" in their March 3 edition. An excerpt: 1983: Chicago City Council member Bernard Stone stirs up opposition to African-American mayor Harold Washington in a rousing speech beginning with the famous words, "In my day..." Chicago News Bench RSS Feed Cool Stuff...

on March 11, 2009 No comments:

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NASA Training For Hardest Challenge Yet

And that challenge is... Larry King. This is freekin' hilarious. From The Onion, America's Finest News Source.

NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Rigors Of An Interview With Larry King CNB RSS Feed

on February 24, 2009 No comments:

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