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More Roundeye Stoopidity

Roundeye's "manager" Mark is a determined man. In another poorly crafted letter to The Bench, the fun continues. The note below is a followup to his earlier note today (see Band Tries to Intimidate Blogger).

heart rogers park wrote: Dear MORON, I sent the email for Roundeye's show, and if you have a problem with Brettly, you can take it up with him personally. Part 2, those are Roundeye's top 40 friends, who have used those images as part of their myspace profile, for use on Myspace, but you would not know that - obviously. This e-mail, and any attachments thereto, is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail (or the person responsible for delivering this document to the intended recipient), you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, printing or copying of this e-mail, and any attachment thereto, is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please respond to the individual sending the message, and permanently delete the original and any copy of any e-mail and printout thereof. Dear Mark, Since you admit to sending the unsolicited, obscene filth to me via email, then I suppose in one sense Brettly is off the hook and it is you that I should report to the proper authorities. However, since you did it as a representative of Brettly's band, there may be an expanded circle of responsibility there. Since you think Brettly should take up problems personally, why are you intervening on his behalf in regard to my parody use of Roundeye's logo? Your paragraph that begins with "Part 2" is vague and unclear. Please clarify. Did you mean "MySpace?" You wrote "myspace," and since you seem so concerned about the proper use of logos, and I suppose trademarks, you should really type "MySpace" correctly. It would be like typing "kleenex" instead of "Kleenex." Obviously. Mark, what is your last name? If you're going to write notes such as these you should have the professional courtesy of disclosing your identity. Finally, Mark, I note that you are sending these notes to me at the address posted at the top of this blog for comments. Therefore, the stupid paragraph does not apply: It states that your e-mails "and any attachments thereto, [are] intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein" (that's me) "and may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information." Nope, not in any of your notes so far. "If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail," it says, and I am indeed the intended recipient, "you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, printing or copying of this e-mail, and any attachment thereto, is strictly prohibited." So, since I am the intended recipient, I am allowed to disseminate, distribute, print or copy your e-mails - or publish them on my blog. Thanks, and kind regards. Please write again, Genius.

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