WARNING: Obscene Language in this postBARTENDER URGES US TO PARTY AT THE RED LINE TAP WITH OUR GENITALIA SHOWING
One of Rogers Park's favorite bartenders is turning 35. He's still a little boy at heart.
In fact, Brettly ("Bartender for Life Unless I Become a Rock Star") of the Red Line Tap is throwing quite a celebration. He's announced it to the world, in the same way that a randy 7th grade boy might.
Brettly sent out an email with a subject line that would make a sailor blush (see below). This uninvited, vile obscenity seems to be in jest, but one never knows these days; Brettly may actually be urging you to show up at the Red Line Tap, folks, with your genitalia hanging out of your pants. Or skirt. Or, perhaps, with no pants or skirt at all. Ladies, you are encouraged to show yours as well.
Let's just reprint the email that Brettly sent us. (Date, time, address omitted.)
From: roundeyesucks@gmail.com
Subject: Rock Out With Your Cock out - Jam Out With Your Clam Out - Brettly of Roundeye is Turning 35
Come Celebrate Brettly's 35th Birthday with Roundeye, The Magnafux, I Love Rich and Genral Patton and His Privates
---------day, May XX at the Red Line Tap
Chicago, IL
Show starts at X pm Sharp
Roundeye goes on @ XX pm
Playing all of your favorites like Fat Wet Hole, Why'd I take you Home, Caught with the Meat in Your Mouth, The Dick Wet Song featuring the Dick Wet Choir and Many More!
2.50 pints of 312 and Honkers Ale - cheap like Mad Magazine
See you There, Keith, Davide, Brettly - Roundeye
Happy fucking birthday, Little Boy.
