With a special Glutenskenov lens, alien brain-controlling parasites from the Gluteus Maximus B1097 galaxy can be seen attached to the heads of Barack Obama and Chicago Alderman Joe "Arrest Me" Moore. The Glutenskenov lens allows certain waves of energy to be photographed as light that cannot usually be seen with ordinary cameras. The lens could be available in time for Christmas and is expected to retail for $1,499.
Ok, I confess. I giggled.
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