U.S. Issues Zombie Hunting Permits

Zombie hunting season begins soon, and hunters need to get the proper permits. The zombie hunting permit is bright green and allows the holder to shoot up to 10 zombies per day. Hunters are encouraged to practice their shooting with special zombie targets before hunting the real thing. Permits and targets can be purchased at Rimrock Firearms's website. They also sell guns, of course, and our favorite heater for bagging zombies is the Sig Sauer 522 Swat. It's a versatile 22 long rifle with a 25 round capacity and full quad rail. The zombies won't know what hit them.

Butchered Remains Found in La Grange Park

Things are getting crazy out in the suburbs, especially in La Grange Park. Some people think poachers are shooting and butchering deer. But perhaps aliens are mutilating the deer?

This summer Gabb found another deer with a foot cleanly severed, as if it had been sawed off. Nearby was a blood trail and several tracks of what she described as all terrain vehicles. She also claims that bait has been set out for unwary deer in certain areas of the grove. More...

Oh deer, oh deer.