We Are All Safer Now

Thanks to Michael James, Rogers Park restaurant owner, communist and son of a wealthy New England family. He is also the proud co-recipient of a recent $3,000 fine from the City of Chicago for violating the terms of his liquor license. But I digress. How did Michael James make us all safer? Why, through the Revolutionary Magik of his "run for peace." Since the run finished, all wars around the world have ceased and human nature has changed completely. Thank the God he doesn't believe in for Michael James! Now, let's hope that Michael James will show us the site plan and permits for the event.