Recently, an old woman was enjoying herself in Rogers Park while taking a dip in the lake. She was wearing fins and a mask. Some busybody paniced, called the authorities, and a ridiculous "air-sea rescue" ensued.
CPD offices bullied the old woman out of the water. A helicopter hovered overhead. For one old woman in the lake, have a nice time, enjoying herself.
So where was the massive air-sea response today? As these photos show, hundreds of people were in the water today along Chicago's lakefront. It's no surprise, considering how warm it was.
But why were the police, fire and Coast Guard not on hand to shoo people out of the water? Perhaps they are not equipped to handle more than one old woman at a time.
Recently, an old woman was enjoying herself in Rogers Park while taking a dip in the lake. She was wearing fins and a mask. Some busybody paniced, called the authorities, and a ridiculous "air-sea rescue" ensued. CPD offices bullied the old woman out of the water. A helicopter hovered overhead. For one old woman in the lake, have a nice time, enjoying herself. 
So where was the massive air-sea response today? As these photos show, hundreds of people were in the water today along Chicago's lakefront. It's no surprise, considering how warm it was. 
But why were the police, fire and Coast Guard not on hand to shoo people out of the water? Perhaps they are not equipped to handle more than one old woman at a time.
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