I Am Suddenly Rich!!!
My boss might be upset with when I reveal that I no longer need to come in to work. You see, I am now independently wealthy. Yes, this comes as a surprise to me, too! But I got an email today from the Australian Lottery Company, Inc. and they have the great pleasure of informing me that I can go back to blissful unemployment. How long will $400,000 last me in Belize? And are they talking U.S. or Aussie dollars?
From Down Under: CONGRATULATION !!! YOU HAVE WON $400,000.00 USD(AUSTRALIAN CASH OUT LOTTERY 2007...
But that's not all! This is my lucky day! The good folks at the International Lottery inform me: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE WON OUR E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION
I don't even remember entering the e-mail lottery, but I'll take the money.
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