Snoodles Be Back

I was near death for a few weeks, but the doctors drained the abscess and gave me major antibiotics. I'm feeling like a new man. Flash! That house on Morse Avenue has been demolished. Item: I ran into blue-eyed Jim Ginderske last night at 7-11. We had a cordial conversation. No, really, we did. I congratulated him on his success in getting that health care clinic deal dealt with. No, really, I did. David Fagus is still sucking up to the most hated man in Cook County, Todd Stroger. Todd Stroger is sucking up to nobody. In fact, he's telling everyone to go to hell. Really! Blogmeister Craig Gernhardt says he want to cut aldermen in half! Is that legal? I haven't seen a good vivisection in a while, and this might be interesting. Michael James, co-owner of the notorious Heartland Cafe, is still losing his hair. He's been frowning a lot lately, too, especially since he can't enjoy a nice cerveza on his patio. I did not see Kimberly Bares coming out of Victoria's Secret today. Don't listen to those rumors. Gotta go. There's a fire burning somewhere.