VICTORIOUS REVOLUTION IN ROGERS PARK

ROGERS PARK DECLARES INDEPENDENCE REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL TAKES CONTROL!!! CHICAGO (RPB News) - Communist leaders in East Rogers Park said on Monday that they had overthrown for alderman Comrade Joe Moore, RPB News Agency reports this morning. The coordinator of the Communist faction of the Rogers Park Bolsheviks, David Fagus, said that the faction had amassed an army of 90,000 patriots to storm Comrade Moore's ward office and to declare independence from the City of Chicago. Comrade Fagus has been named Chief Minister until a special committee can be assembled to select a permanent leader for life. The committee will meet soon, probably within one week. The communists started plotting their glorious revolution in October of last year, after the highly unpopular law on foie gras came into force. Evidence of Comrade Moore's corruption and disinterest in the welfare of the People reached a point where, according to Fagus, "it was just too embarrassing to ignore. Something had to be done, and swiftly."