DISGRACED ALDERMAN JOE MOORE was captured by revolutionary forces this afternoon and taken for re-education and rehabilitation. He is charged with crimes against the People and for shaming the Party and for being a money grubbing running dog lackey tool of local capitalist reactionaries. Comrade Moore will be assigned to picking up leaves and waste on the eastern shoreline of the PDR of Rogers Park. He will learn to love the parks and the humiliation may help him to become a more compliant and responsible citizen. There will be no trial.
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JOE MOORE SENT TO GULAG FOR REHABILITATION
DISGRACED ALDERMAN JOE MOORE was captured by revolutionary forces this afternoon and taken for re-education and rehabilitation. He is charged with crimes against the People and for shaming the Party and for being a money grubbing running dog lackey tool of local capitalist reactionaries. Comrade Moore will be assigned to picking up leaves and waste on the eastern shoreline of the PDR of Rogers Park. He will learn to love the parks and the humiliation may help him to become a more compliant and responsible citizen. There will be no trial.
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I really like this may day edition. you should make a seperate blog that does this on a constant basis.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great if Dave and Joe actually spoke like this.
Long live the revolution! The counter-revolution has been crushed! Down with Don Gordon!
We shall prevail
People's Republic of Roger's Park. I get the joke. And it's May Day too.
ReplyDeletePriceless!
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