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Derek's 48 Million Crap Returns

Derek has left a new comment on your post "Tomatoes and Cheap Labor": "Every once in a while I Google 'crap', and usually get Nazi propoganda. But today I was brought here to your blog. Congratulations." Derek: Thanks for writing! It is interesting that you misspelled "propaganda" the same way that "Rogers Park Latino" did yesterday. (By the way, how would you feel about someone who went by the name "Rogers Park White Guy"?) HEY! I tried your Google experiment! I searched Google for "crap!" You might have misspelled "crap" when you searched Google, Derek. I was disappointed to not find "Rogers Park Bench" in the results, but I only looked at the first 200. Wow, Derek, you must be a fast reader! The results from a Google search for "crap" produces about 48,400,000 results! Wow! I copied just the first 200. You know what? I couldn't find any Nazi progaganda, as you say there is. But if you say that you "usually" get Nazi propaganda, I believe you because you are Derek, man! And Derek knows all. So I can only assume that you've gone through all 48,400,000 returns for "crap" and most of them contain Nazi propaganda. In fact, surprisingly few of the first 200 were even political. But I did notice these bits of Leftist wisdom: Bush is crap, says Prescott - Independent Online Edition > UK Politics John Prescott has given vent to his private feelings about the Bush presidency, summing up George Bush's administration in a single word: crap. ... news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article1219716.ece - Similar pages Labour agrees: Bush is crap - Independent Online Edition ... Labour agrees: Bush is crap. ... Labour agrees: Bush is crap. The Independent asked a group of Labour MPs what they though of John Prescott's outburst ... news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article1220089.ece - Similar pages pro-capitalist crap support capitalism pro-capitalism capitalism ... Crap was established in 2002 to combat the renewed threat posed by anti-capitalists, liberals, commies, hipsters, environmentalists, beat-niks, ... www.beyondtv.org/nato/crap/craps.htm - 14k - Cached - Similar pages PlanetCrap 6.0 • "THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!" The Crappiest Discussion Site On The Web! (Pseudo-TM)www.planetcrap.com/ - 21k - Cached - Similar pages TheAgitator.com: Crap!: Comments The first is that the government doesn't have to compete with anyone else for the crap it promises you in return. So it never needs to actually deliver on ... www.theagitator.com/archives/027715.php - 22k - Cached - Similar pages BikerCrap - Cool Crap for Dissenting Bikers Cool Crap for Dissenting Bikers featuring biker chicks sexy riding apparel, ladies leather apparel, nipple pasties, biker jewelry, biker gifts and novelties ...www.bikercrap.com/ - 55k - Cached - Similar pages Dread Hats,Dreadlock Tams,Hemp,Beads, Jewelry,Hats,Hippie Crap ... We are Hemp Jewelry Shop and Hippie Crap, or as we like to call ourselves, Missy and Rin! We met 8 years ago online, and through our LOVE of crafting, ...www.hippiecrap.com/ - 40k - Cached - Similar pages Whew! Hey Derek, you should publish a book about that, or sumthin.

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  1. No no, he was really searching for "rogers park nazi crap". These results also have shockingly little to do with Nazis given that they are directly referenced, however you do get a review of Terminator 2, Udupi Palace restaurant (which I clearly need to go to now) and of course your site in the #1 spot.

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