Alderman's Intern Gives 'Em Hell

Alderman's Intern asks this burning question: However, if Joe somehow is not elected this year, then who would make the best candidate to perpetuate the negative, absent, adverse, antagonistic, colorless, counteractive, cynical, denying, detrimental, disallowing, dissentient, gloomy, jaundiced, naysaying, neutralizing, nullifying, opposing, pessimistic, privative, removed, repugnant, unaffirmative, unenthusiastic, unfavorable, uninterested, unwilling, weak governing that we've become used to? Please return my phone calls, baby. Leave that Rodney loser and run away with me. I know we could be so happy...