Do Progressives Shave?

I read this piece and I'm still not sure, but I laughed my arse off reading it. Guaranteed to make liberals and conservatives alike chuckle at themselves and, of course, each other. This is a great posting by Pat Hickey. I have always believed in XY&Z - my neighbor holds to EF&G - we cancel each other out the polls and he borrows my Miracle Grow Spreader and I keep the racket down. In today's political climate - not good enough. That brings in the Progressive. The Progressive (Republican, Democrat, Green, Bullmoose, or LaRouchie)who demands that every person within shout distance gushes and oozes with the same pre-packaged enthusiasm that they have picked up from watching Bill Maher or listening to Rush Pill-Popper. FULL DEAL...