Fall Aldermanic Road Schedule
Fall Aldermanic Road Schedule
Dear Neighbor,
The 49th Ward Service Office takes to the streets again this fall with our "Get Out of the Office Office." My staff and I will be out in the mornings from 6:30 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. to let you heckle us, ask us the questions we love to avoid, laugh at your city service requests and let you entertain us with your foolishly sincere questions and complaints.
If you are reporting a city service need, you should be ready to dig deep into your pockets. Our satellite offices will gladly accept cash, if you know what I mean. For example, if you have noticed an abandoned vehicle on your block, we can remove it more quickly if you, you know, make a donation to my next election campaign. The exact address where the car is parked and notes on any damage to the vehicle are important; without them, we can't give you your money's worth.
Please stop by and make a dontation on any of the following dates from 6:30 a.m. to 9:00 a.m.:
Wednesday, September 5, Howard el station (Howard Street entrance)
Thursday, September 6, Morse el station (Morse Avenue entrance)
Monday, September 10, Jarvis el station
Wednesday, September 12, Morse el station (Lunt Avenue entrance)
Thursday, September 13, Loyola el station (Sheridan Road entrance)
Friday, September 14, Metra station (Lunt Avenue entrance)
Monday, September 17, Metra station (Greenleaf entrance)
Tuesday, September 18, Dunkin' Donuts, 6970 N. Clark
Thursday, September 20, Starbuck's, 6738 N. Sheridan
Friday, September 21, Gateway Centre Atrium (entrance to Bally's Health Club)
Please note that this schedule is subject to change due to federal investigations, bloggers with cameras, or other circumstances. Please check my web site at www.ward49.com for the most updated schedule.
I look forward to seeing your cash!
Sincerely,
Joe Moore
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