LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS!

PEOPLE OF ROGERS PARK! This is Supreme Commander Johnson of the Chicagoland Allied Forces. Please be calm! We have arrested all of your leaders. We have secured nearly all of your streets. We are giving medical aid and food to your fellow citizens. We will return things to normal as soon as possible. Please be patient! You are now under the authority of the Chicagoland Allied Forces. Please stay tuned to this channel for news and instructions.