Meat Loving Sacred Cows, Lucky Toilet Bowls...

Good Lord, what a planet we live on. Women in Portugal who equate Alderman Joe Moore with the Pope, UFOs over O'Hare, Al Gore is a carbon pig, President Bush and the SPP, Democrats control the Congress AND NOW THIS!!! If ever you neeed proof of the End Times, here it is... KOLKATA, India (Reuters) - When dozens of chickens went missing from a remote West Bengal village, everyone blamed the neighborhood dogs. But Ajit Ghosh, the owner of the missing chickens, eventually solved the puzzle when he caught his cow -- a sacred animal for the Hindu family -- gobbling up several of them at night. Pass the ketchup... More proof of the coming End Times... TOKYO (Reuters) - Cleanliness has long been next to godliness for the hygiene-conscious Japanese, but fortune-tellers are now advising those who want to succeed in life to start by scrubbing the smallest room. Wipe that up...