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What Everyone Missed About Kamala's Doritos Quest

By Tom Mannis

Many of us already know how fake Kamala Harris is.She has a habit of reminding Americans of her fakeness with insincere statements and outright falsehoods. 

One of those falsehoods is her claim Tupac is the "best rapper alive" while running for VP in 2020 on the Biden ticket (watch her say it here). When she was reminded by the interviewer that Tupac died in 1996, Harris chuckled and said, "I keep doing that." 

Which begs the question: Why does she keep doing that? She can't even remember that one of her favorite rappers died many years ago? And we're supposed to think she can remember important affairs of state? 

And here's where we move on to the Doritos® problem.

Harris and her husband "Dougie," along with Tampon Tim Walz and his wife what's-her-name, searched for Doritos® in a gas station in a staged setup. Once they found what Harris was craving, she said that the snack chips were her "go to, the original Nacho Cheese." Ooops, there's the falsehood.

That might be the most important part of video. Am I the only one who caught this? You see, Nacho Cheese® Doritos® is not "the original." Watch her say it in this video (at 0:39):

She can't remember that one of her favorite rappers is long dead, and she is unaware that her favorite snack food (her "go to") is not the original version of it.  Remember, too, that she initially requested Corn Nuts®, as pointed out in Dom Lucre's tweet on X (above). Is Harris that forgetful? Is she that stupid? Or is she simply that fake?

The original version of Doritos® were "unflavored," according to their maker Frito-Lay:

WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL DORITOS® FLAVOR? 

Believe it or not, Nacho Cheese is not the first Doritos® flavor! The initial recipe was unflavored, but later seasoning was added to revamp the taste which created the original flavor, Doritos® Taco.

"The initial flavor was simply toasted corn, followed by taco in 1967, and the now-ubiquitous nacho cheese in 1972," according to Wikipedia. Kamala Harris was born October 20, 1964, making her eight years old when her "go to" nacho cheese flavor was introduced. Did she never have Doritos® before then? Easy to believe she didn't, but c'mon man. And even if she didn't, by the time she was eight there were at least three varieties of the chips. What made her assume that nacho cheese was "the original?"

Harris has some major flip-flops in her resume, changes of opinion about major policy issues. Perhaps, we can add Doritos to the list, along with the border wall, health insurance, fracking, and more. 

Tim Walz lies about his food preferences, too. In a highly staged conversation with Harris, he claimed that he's "just not much of a spice guy." Ugh. Turns out, however, that White Bread Timmy is a spice guy, and has even won an award in 2016 for his spicy Turkey Taco Tot Hotdish recipe...which he bragged about in a tweet on January 11, 2022.

Let's get back to the Doritos thing. What's up with them using big-name Democrats in their commercials? Now, I'm not saying the gas station acquisition of Doritos was an advert, but it sure looked like one. Did Frito-Lay donate a huge amount of money to Harris for gushing about Doritos as her "go to" favorite? Check out this Doritos ad from the Super Bowl (1995) that featured New York governor Mario Cuomo and Texas governor Ann Richards — both Democrats:

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