|FEMEN & FEMA: Partners in chaos|
|FEMA Man, W. Craig Fugate: |
A new cooperative effort with FEMEN, however, might be just the kind of image boost needed by the much maligned FEMA.
FEMEN's website describes the organization as "the scandal famous organization of topless women activists, who defend with their breast sexual and social equality in the world." Translation: FEMEN gets massive attention by exposing the lady parts on their chests, all in a effort to get us all to forget about women as sex objects.
|"Go Topless And Win With FEMA"|
"FEMEN must embrace the opportunity to have good partner in fight against tornadoes, hurricanes and other kinds of natural disasters everywhere," said Shevchenko.
"Wherever we can show our exposed upper bodies, spirits will be lifted and people can see hope in their bad situations."
Shevchenko added that FEMEN stands ready to assist with rebuilding in areas hit hard by natural disaster.
After six hours of negotiations "and several cold showers," Fugate had an agreement from FEMEN to allow FEMA to use their images and slogans in future emergency management literature and public service announcements.
FEMA's media staff is still working on ways to integrate FEMEN's media brilliance into their own material.
A new slogan "Go Topless and Win With FEMA!" will be used "in the very near future" according to Fugate. "I also hope this will show a softer side of FEMA," Fugate added.
Fugate also said that once the prison camps are actually ready to be populated, a public relations blitz using the lades of FEMEN will be immensely valuable. "People will be less resistant to the FEMA prison camps if they're renamed 'FEMEN day spas and dissident day care centers'," he chuckled.