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Greeting Cards and a Timely Song for the Unemployed

Obama promised us jobs. Perhaps, indirectly and accidentally, Obama's devastating economic policies have created a few new jobs at Hallmark. The greeting card giant now offers eight job loss-related sympathy cards, plus 20 e-cards with generic sympathy messages. All 28 items come up in a search for "job loss" on Hallmark's website. In addition, the Burns & Poe band had to hire a film crew to record the video for their song "I Need A Job." At least one cameraman and a grip can thank Obama for that gig.