Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sperminator Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

May 17, 2011 - Reuters is reporting that former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger impregnated one of his household employees more than a decade ago. He and his wife, Maria Shriver, separated recently. According to the Reuters report, Schwarzenegger said today that he takes "full responsibility" for being a scumbag, two-timing horn dog who just couldn't keep in his pants. Shriver is asking for "compassion" and for her privacy to be respected, but she forgets that she's part of the Kennedy clan, thereby making every aspect of her life public domain. Schwarzenegger is said to be planning to star in a new "Terminator" movie. Insiders have hinted that the project might be renamed "Sperminator." Full tragic, privacy-invading story at The Chicago Tribune...