Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hugo Chavez Says Haiti Quake Caused by New U.S. Weapon

Just when you thought Danny Glover and Pat Robertson had the nuttiest explanations for the 7.0 Haiti earthquake, along come sulphur sniffing dictator Hugo Chavez. The Venezuelan ruler, who is an admirer of Fidel Castro and is beloved by Danny Glover and Liberals everywhere, says a secret U.S. Navy "tectonic weapon" caused the tremor that devastated Haiti. We could have made this up, sure, but we didn't. Watch the video report below. Hat tip to Weasel Zippers. Leave a Comment * Conservative T-Shirts * Follow CNB on Twitter * RSS Feed