Some advice for you, then, from Stevie Wonder:
When you believe in things that you dont understand,
Then you suffer, Superstition aint the way
Not all things that come in 13 are bad:
The United States began with 13 states, and as a nation we've been pretty lucky. (Until last November, of course, but even that will pass.)
There are 13 lunar menstrual cycles in a year (13 x 28 = 364 days). If you're a woman not yet in menopause who does not wish to be pregnant, well, you get lucky 13 times in a calendar year. Which always signals that you haven't been getting excessively lucky, if catch get my meaning.
A "baker's dozen" contains 13, not 12, of something. This helps police departments nationwide to save money.
13 is currently a lucky number for "American Idol," which has 13 finalists (not 12), and as a result its season has been extended by a week. Lucky for "Idol" fans, yes. (For normal people, I not so much.)
In China, 13 is considered lucky. But then, restaurants in China often feature rat-on-a-stick as an appetizer.
Atomic number 13 is a metallic element found mainly in bauxite, which is made into aluminum. Lucky for us, aluminum is a versatile, lightweight metal. Think about that, triskaidekaphobics, as you cower in your home today sipping a beverage from an aluminum can. Perhaps you home has aluminum siding?
Chapter 13 is can stop the foreclosure on your house. That's good, right?
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