A Prayer for Uncle Obama

Oh please, Uncle Barack, please heal my blind eyes. Please, Uncle Barack, heal me so I can walk again. Please, Uncle Barack, wave your hand and make the world Change. You are the Messiah. Louis Farrakhan said so. Please, Uncle Barack, work your Magik. I've been praying to you every day. Please, Uncle Barack, steal from those who have earned it and give some to me so I can continue my nonproductive ways. Please, Uncle Barack, cure all disease and stop all wars, help the little animals be happy and stop any wayward comets from striking the Earth. Thank you, Great Uncle Barack.