Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Obama Won, But Terrorists Still Hate Us

THE Despite all the hallucinatory dreams of sudden global love for the US if Obama won the election - and he did, in case you hadn't heard - there are still plenty of people who hate America and Americans, as well as other Westerners. The massacre in Bombay/Mumbai, India that is happening as I write this is an example: At about 10:30 p.m. local time, heavily armed young men attacked at least seven cites in India's financial capitol. As they ran through hotel hallways, they demanded to know where the Americans and British were. The gunmen are specifically targeting Westerners. Perhaps they haven't heard that Obama was recently elected to be the next President of the United States and Bringer of Phase Two of the Age of Aquarius. Despite the Dawn of the Obama Age, ABC News reports today that "Uniformed police officers have flooded New York City's Penn Station, home to the Long Island Rail Road, following a warning from the FBI of a 'plausible but unsubstantiated' threat of a terrorist bomb attack against the system during the holidays." Perhaps the lunatics behind those terror plots haven't heard about the Obamessiah, either. Maybe they're all waiting for the Inauguration before they lay down their weapons and start sending us bouquets and boxes of bon-bons.