Tuesday, November 4, 2008

N. Korea's New, Longer-Range War Missile...

This is not good. But don't worry. If Obama wins, he'll make crazy dictator Kim Jong-Il sane again, and feed all the starving people of N. Korea. After that, Obama will cure all disease and give everyone a chicken to shove into their pot. Lightning will cease to be dangerous, and sharks will become cuddly and of a more pleasant disposition. Remember, when those N. Korean missiles are raining down on Tokyo, Vancouver and San Francisco, Obama will fly at super speed to stop them in mid-air. Thank the Heavens for the Coming of Obama! North Korea Building New Missile Launch Site North Korea is building a new missile launch site capable of firing an even longer-range missile than the country has tested in the past...

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