November 28, 2008

French Are Bigger Dicks

THE French men, allegedly, need larger condoms than Greek men. The geopolitical ramifications of this bit of news has yet to be measured. This news comes from a German company: The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48cm-long condoms, about 3cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest. (Source) The Germans are confident that, despite this news, they could take Paris in a weekend again if they wanted to. Greek officials have not returned our phone calls.

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