IT'S WORKING: STOCKS ROAR BACK

Ha! So much for doom and gloom. (Uh oh. If the economy bounces back, what with gas prices way down and the markets way back up, why..... Barack Obama might have to start talking about other things!!! Like, you know, Ayers, Rezko, his non-record, his ties to anti-American organizations, his questionable citizenship, his wife, ACORN, and more! Uh oh!) NEW YORK - Wall Street stormed back from last week's devastating losses Monday, sending the Dow Jones industrials soaring a nearly inconceivable 936 points after major governments' plans to support the global banking system reassured distraught investors. All the major indexes rose more than 11 percent. FULL SCOOP at AP / Yahoo! News... UPDATE: Asian Stocks Trading in US Post Biggest Rally in Seven Years - Bloomberg