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Memo to President Barack Obama

WE ARE FORTUNATE to have intercepted this memo to President Barack Obama. An excerpt: Jamming continues against Rush Limbaugh's pirate ships that are broadcasting from offshore and Mexico, but your directives to use only alternative energy reduce their ability to jam his signals to just a few yards from the antennae. He is continuing to ignore your message of Hope, in spite of the law mandating that everyone have hope no matter how dire their personal situation is. His audience seems to be mostly amused by his suggestion that people should hope in one hand and defecate in the other, and see which fills up faster. Your communications director, Keith Olbermann, continues to provide the press with the Administration's message from his position as head of NBC News, but their viewers seem to overlap with that of the New York Times, and we are having a difficult time with the other 310 million voters. Read the entire, stunning memo at People's Cube...