Thursday, September 11, 2008
Alderman Moore Trolling for Gifts
Alderman Joe Moore is still ashamed of the guest list for his secret wedding. Guests are still too ashamed to admit that they were at the secret wedding. But 49th Ward Aldergroom Joe Moore has sent out an announcement after the fact to let those not privileged enough to attend the secret wedding know that they can now send gifts. The announcement pictured here is the real deal, sent to The Bench by a faithful reader, who got it from somebody that the Moores sent it to. At least these gifts will be voluntarily, and not a shakedown for campaign contributions. The Bench is looking into rumors that the lovely couple had to get married, if you know what I mean. Note to Joe: Trust nobody.