Free crap was handed out to people eager to grab up any free crap that was handed out to them by Alderman Joe Moore, 49th Ward. The event was a thinly disguised political opportunity to garner support for the 49th Ward "Invitation Only" Democrat Party.
Moore, seen here with a bottle in his hand (it's okay, he's got that "under control"), gladly handed out free crap in exchange for people's contact information and their solemn oath to vote for Barack Obama. (Mr. Obama was not present at this event.)
David Fagus, COO of embattled Cermak Health Services, took time out to help hand out free crap. Apparently, he has straightened out the mess at Cook County's jails and has beaten the Federal Government's Sept. 1st deadline to clean it up! Congratulations, Dave! Dave also functions as the 49th Ward Democrat Committeeman.
Wayne "The Enforcer" Frazier was also handing out free crap. He's the guy picking his nose. Let's hope for the children that Wayne had a clean hanky to wipe the boogers on before he handled any of the free crap he was handing out.
Free crap. People crave it, and it's what Democrats are all about. Moore, Fagus and Frazier were fine representatives of their party today in the glorious 49th People's Democratic Ward.
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Free crap was handed out to people eager to grab up any free crap that was handed out to them by Alderman Joe Moore, 49th Ward. The event was a thinly disguised political opportunity to garner support for the 49th Ward "Invitation Only" Democrat Party.
Moore, seen here with a bottle in his hand (it's okay, he's got that "under control"), gladly handed out free crap in exchange for people's contact information and their solemn oath to vote for Barack Obama. (Mr. Obama was not present at this event.)
David Fagus, COO of embattled Cermak Health Services, took time out to help hand out free crap. Apparently, he has straightened out the mess at Cook County's jails and has beaten the Federal Government's Sept. 1st deadline to clean it up! Congratulations, Dave! Dave also functions as the 49th Ward Democrat Committeeman.
Wayne "The Enforcer" Frazier was also handing out free crap. He's the guy picking his nose. Let's hope for the children that Wayne had a clean hanky to wipe the boogers on before he handled any of the free crap he was handing out.
Free crap. People crave it, and it's what Democrats are all about. Moore, Fagus and Frazier were fine representatives of their party today in the glorious 49th People's Democratic Ward.
