Racist? Do You Mean Earist?
Some jackasses will tell you that it's racist to poke fun at Barack Obama's large ears. Poor sensitive man is, well, sensitive about them. They're big, you see.
Thousands upon thousands of people, including Maureen Dowd and respected cartoonists nationwide, have poked fun at Obama's ears. Does that make them racists? Or does it make them earists? Doesn't everybody have ears? Are big ears unique to black, white or mixed-race people? My Ukranian grandfather, lily white, had very large ears.
In this age of knee-jerk political correctness, some jackasses will tell you it's racist to poke fun at the size of a guy's ears. What's really racist is telling your black constituents that your opponent is a racist because he handed out free bananas during the last campaign, or falsely telling black voters that your opponent is "a Republican who wants to get rid of all the black people." Like Joe Moore's campaign did last year, you know?