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Joe Got Married, Nobody Cares

Joe Moore, the alderman of the 49th Ward in Chicago, got married yesterday. So far, I am the only one to congratulate the dumb bastard. A sampling of the non-congratulatory comments: T. Mannis said... Congratulations, Joe and Barbara. Save a piece of the wedding cake for the Rogers Park Historical Society. John Ruberry said... Cash bar or open bar? Toto said... Living in Sin? What are you crazy? Perhaps they will go down in the flames of Hell too? I take it you've never had sex outside of marriage. Well, maybe you haven't. You're such a loser. Anne said... Awk.Yuck. YourChicagoFriend said... What?!?! The reception isn't on Morse Avenue, the safest street in Chicago?!?! Hugh said... Will Loretta Swit be Maid of Honor? Hugh said... poor woman probably thinks she's marrying a congressman

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