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Jimminy Seltzer at DevCorpLand

I'm hearing that Jimminy Ginderske has taken to hanging out at Morseland's DevCorp Retreat and Tavern lately. Guess he figures it's safe now that the blogger were told to go to hell by ReMorseland management. I'll bet Jimmy's three-seltzer waters per night habit makes the bartenders happy. He drinks no liquor. He clean and sober these days, a nice change from his sordid past. But what's a five percent tip from Jimminy for a seltzer water to the bartender? Less than the 30-to-100 percent tips I used to leave on vodka martinis, I'm sure.