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Which Ass Is Joe Moore's?

Ah, college. It's where we learn some of our most valuable skills for adult life.

Like how to manage a "ghetto." Or bare your ass to the world (how embarrassing).

The Bench is pleased to bring you photos of Alderman Joe Moore's deep past. Every now and then we'll slip one or two in. (Click for larger images.) And yes, we'll have little fun with it.