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Morse Avenue Urinal Gets New Tiles

The stairwells at the CTA's Morse Avenue Urinal are being spruced up!

The south stairs are shiny and new, ready for the drunk and stoned prostitutes, pimps, narco-retailers and Loyola students who regularly urinate, defecate and vomit here. The north stairs will be refurbished soon.

Aldershmendrik Joe Moore is unaware of this, as he only comes here when he's running for something.