I'm going home now and getting back into bed. Last night I flew off of my bicycle after braking hard. My laptop went flying with me, but seems to be in fine working order. Unfortunately, my right leg did not fare so well and today I am moving very slowly and with difficulty. It took me nearly ten minutes to put a sock and shoe on my right foot this morning. I don't believe I broke a bone, but do have a deep and large muscle bruise. Fortunately, my accident happened in the parking lot of Morseland, so I was able to limp into their emergency room, where a kindly nurse-bartender administered large doses of vodka to me, easing my pain temporarily. The vodka, mind you, was for purely medicinal purposes. I ate a meal, too. I then limped my bike home slowly, carefully, using it as a walker. Ouch. The bike, by the way, seems okay.
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I'm going home now and getting back into bed. Last night I flew off of my bicycle after braking hard. My laptop went flying with me, but seems to be in fine working order. Unfortunately, my right leg did not fare so well and today I am moving very slowly and with difficulty. It took me nearly ten minutes to put a sock and shoe on my right foot this morning. I don't believe I broke a bone, but do have a deep and large muscle bruise. Fortunately, my accident happened in the parking lot of Morseland, so I was able to limp into their emergency room, where a kindly nurse-bartender administered large doses of vodka to me, easing my pain temporarily. The vodka, mind you, was for purely medicinal purposes. I ate a meal, too. I then limped my bike home slowly, carefully, using it as a walker. Ouch. The bike, by the way, seems okay.
