The Red Eye is a waste of paper. It is a disservice to all humanity. It makes the reader a little bit dumber every time said reader reads it. Have you ever noticed how many people read the Red Eye slack jawed while breathing through their mouth? With a huge political story on their hands, the geniuses at the Red Eye went with a freeking cover story about potato chips, for the love of God. The redeeming point, however, was all the latest about Britney on the back page.
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The Red Eye Makes You Stupid
The Red Eye is a waste of paper. It is a disservice to all humanity. It makes the reader a little bit dumber every time said reader reads it. Have you ever noticed how many people read the Red Eye slack jawed while breathing through their mouth? With a huge political story on their hands, the geniuses at the Red Eye went with a freeking cover story about potato chips, for the love of God. The redeeming point, however, was all the latest about Britney on the back page.
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