Chicago's Foie Gras Inspector?

Ian Froeb wants to be the official foie gras inspector for the City of Chicago. He says so in his brilliant little post, "Just Ducky," in the Riverfront Times web site. It'll make you chuckle. Unless, of course, you're a squeamish, weak livered liberal or something. Hire me as the official inspector of Chicago's foie gras ban. I will dutifully visit as many restaurants as necessary until I've located every last spot still serving the delicacy. My terms are surprisingly reasonable. There is only one stipulation: I must sample every foie gras dish I find, just to be certain. I wouldn't want to expose the city to any lawsuits. READ THE FULL POST...