Attention Olympics Committee: Forget About Chicago

Please, Olympics Committee, don't choose Chicago. Do us a favor. Forget about it.

Chicago is supposed to build new structures for tourists and athletes? Ha! This city "that works" simply isn't working. Like, you know, the huge chunk Montrose Avenue of the 47th Ward that just caved in on itself because the city's infrastructure is rotting. The CTA overpasses are rotting. Al Sharpton lives here now. Good Lord, what more reason do you need to not come here, Olympic Committee?

Some group of people in their little office in Atlanta seem to think they know more about Chicago than Chicagoans do. The group, "aroundtherings.com," refers to itself as "the world's leading source of independent news and information about the Olympic Movement for more than 15 years."

Go away, Olympics, and let our self-centered mayor and idiot City Council Circus spend the billions on badly need infrastructure repairs instead. Just leave us alone.

Well that's just great. But guess what, aroundtherings.com, Chicagoans have been the leading source of information about Chicago for more than 150 years. Top that, chumps.

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