Which Union Are You In, Comrade?

Which union do the employees of DevCorp North belong to? For that matter, which union do the construction workers belong to? You know, the ones working on the new DevCorp building on the northeast corner of W. Morse and N. Greenview. Moving on, which union do the employees of the Heartland Cafe belong to? Moving right along, which union members do you call when a crack head is trying to break into your home? That's right, the police! And those members of the police union have orders to issue a fine to the non-union Heartland Cafe if any booze is served on their front patio. Heartland Cafe, by the way, is a proud member of DevCorp North. You're reading this post on a non-union blog, by the way. The Bench is a right-to-work shop.