SNOODLINGS!

Yes, yes, 'tis I, Snoodles and I bring you - Snoodlings! Bed bugs! I'm hearing talk on the mean streets of Rogers Park that a couple of buildings on North Sheridan have had an infestation of these mean critters. Hmmm. Two buildings, completely infested, hmmm. That's weird. Now, let's say somebody has bed bugs in their apartment. They might spread to another apartment, I suppose. But the whole building? And to another building? Let's think like CDC investigators. What might these two buildings have in common? Hmmm.... aha! Laundry? Common laundry services? And what kind of buildings have common laundry services? Hotels. Nursing homes. Aha! NURSING HOMES? Are two nursing homes on North Sheridan Road infested with bed bugs? Yuck! Wedding bells! A certain Rogers Park blogger is getting married in December! That's all I can say! Will I be invited??? Even if I'm not, best wishes! My upstairs neighbor is making me crazy! Old SDS Hippies to Re-Unite! Aging hippy and self-styled saviour of democracy Michael James just can't let the past go! Michael, the child of very wealthy parents and co-owner of such capitalist ventures as No Exit Cafe, Heartland Cafe, Red Line Tap, and five rotting garages where unlicensed food vendors store their carts and unrefrigerated food, is getting together with a bunch of other old hippies to bask in the failure of their past endeavours. Ever since his motorcycle trip to Mexico, Michael has not been quite right. And he loves to keep reminding us about it. Good thing his mom keeps giving him tons of money. The Heartland has been losing money since they got busted for illegally selling booze on their front patio. STAY TUNED! Everybody's talking! Buzz, buzz: 49th Ward Alderman Joe Moore is so pleased that a judge suddenly and mysteriously threw out the Don Gordon Election Challenge several months ago that he will be throwing himself a celebration party! If you know when and where, let me know! Talk about gloating! Maybe Joe should log onto MoveOn.org. I hear they help people cope with past political issues in a calm, therapeutic way. Todd Stroger is rumored to be taking remedial 8th-grade level English classes! Snoodles hopes that the classes will not be at a Chicago Public School. The Toddler will be given special emphasis on words with more than two syllables. David Fagus is rumored to be looking into starting an ostrich farm in Rogers Park! Is this true? If you know, let me know!